This Adonis in loveliness was a corpulent man of fifty.

There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.

I wasn't aware we were fighting. I thought we were communicating,

Are you on your own?"
"No. There are six people staring at me right now wondering who the hell i'm talking to."
shit..."Really?" I gasp, panicked.
"Yes. Really. My girlfriend," he announces away from the phone.
holy cow! "They probably all thought you were gay, you know.

I love you and all your kinky fuckery

God, I’m a lucky son of a bitch.” - Christian Grey