This has been the greatest waste of human resources I've ever seen.

We went over to Chalmette one day where they desperately needed help, and we were turned away because some inmates escaped. Who cares? Why should that stop us from going in there? That parish (St. Bernard) estimated there were 7,500 stranded in their homes. Nobody's been able to talk to them, and we get turned away.

But if you don't come with us, you might die.

That dog won't live long.

We really are kindred spirits you know; conjurers in love with vampires. The Vamp Tramps!

When you consider the incomes of professional sports figures compared with anyone else -- it's clear that Americans overvalue trivia.