This is a belated attempt by the Buckingham Palace organization to bring itself into the 20th century, never mind the 21st century,

I have been to Buckingham Palace and 10 Downing Street but cannot get on the BBC. I am very disappointed because it boils down to snobbery.

They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace - / Christopher Robin went down with Alice.

I won't quit, says lame duck Tony

Even if the identities of the others in the morgue were made public, there is no possibility of us knowing how they died.

Is this a grotesque Frankenstein experiment?