This is a slam dunk this year. All the stars have lined up. It's an unbelievable venue at Congressional, the date -- the week before the U.S. Open -- for most players it's a really good date. ... There are very few courses we play on the tour that have the aura and history that Congressional brings.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix. THE WEDDING DATE Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself LOIS LOWRY That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f... GEORGE HARRISON If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. Is there some lesson on how to be friends? I think what it means is that central to living DAVID RAKOFF His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a... ARUNDHATI ROY There was great pride all year in how the kids played and behaved on and off the field, ... We will ... BILLY FARRELL The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL For here its monumental, its an even that California has never seen, very few places in the U.S. hav... LUCAS EUSER You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ... THEHEALTHFOODGURU When the week begins, think of how you will end it. When the week ends, think of how you did begin i... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH This is the strangest life I have ever known. JIM MORRISON For some, excavating the past isn’t an adventure, it’s more akin to tearing a Band-Aid off an op... RAQUEL CEPEDA Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE Everything about Andrew was hot, from the hands holding him down to the mouth steadily taking Neil a... NORA SAKAVIC I'm in the movies that they dump. Last year we came out on the worst date, with Paparazzi . This yea... COLE HAUSER Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Roses are red, Violettes are bllue, Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironi... MOCK OF THE WEEK THE SHOW It's a bit of both. Obviously, it is a concurrent tour we have the standby players for the India tou... PETER MOORES Reach for the stars. CHRISTA MCAULIFFE What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad’s sardonic mutter of “Where’s a t... JEANIENE FROST If you are among the good fellows chances are that you will be among the blemishes for the wicked ar... APURVA GAGLANI Its been a very, very hard decision. There are quite a few players in the States who have played ver... CATRIN NILSMARK A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Love is a growing, or full constant light, And his first minute, after noon, is night. JOHN DONNE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Everyone is the Umbrella Man and he is everyone. Every cough, sneeze, smile and wave means both ever... CRAIG CLEVENGER [LOS ANGELES -] I'm in the movies that they dump, ... Last year we came out on the worst date, with ... COLE HAUSER There are absolutely no easy games on our schedule this year. We can't have letdowns. All of the tea... JAKE PALLUZZI Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE Now that there is a congressional mandate on the industry, this is when industry will look up and lo... ERIN O'DONNELL Your mind is a Microcosm of strength and power. There’s all the magic you need in it. When all els... CHINONYE J. CHIDOLUE We all known that [the Arkansas delegation ] does a great job for the Delta region, but we don't hav... LEE POWELL If someone is to pass me, there's nobody I'd rather have do it than Kevin, ... He's without a doubt ... DENNY BRAUER Being present is being connected to All Things. S. KELLEY HARRELL, M. DIV. Don't sacrifice the present and attempt to achieve the impossible- to completely correct the past...... ASSEGID HABTEWOLD I liked myths. They weren't adult stories and they weren't children's stories. They were better than... NEIL GAIMAN I'm in the middle of the road, it seems vague of unclear way, of where I'm going but no matter what ... HLONIM They stand uncertainly underneath immense skies, and everything about them is drowned. JACK KEROUAC I heard the Denver and Rio Grande locomotives howling off in to the mountains. I wanted to pursue my... JACK KEROUAC I read my copy of On the Road and dug the scenery whizzing past. On the Road is a semi-autobiographi... CORY DOCTOROW Any time you play at home you have an advantage, but this year especially with our fans showing up a... JAMES VILADE We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL In a world in which the common rule which binds and regulates what the general masses feel is underm... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH the room of the spirit is the mind and the seat of the spirit is the heart. What we give room to muc... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH One of the things most people have commented on is sportsmanship. You do not demean or jeer any of t... LEE SLIDER Beauty is the light within. Only when you see the light within yourself will others see it in you. F. JOHNSON We talked on the phone a couple of days after Congressional. We're fine. The most important thing wa... BEN CRANE Clearly, the Federal Emergency Management Agency didn't do its job. Now we have to find out why, and... JIM MATHESON This is my career highlight. Getting to the fourth round in the U.S. Open in my first year in the U.... ARTHUR ASHE I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart.... P.C. CAST Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU The future is uncertain, but that can be a good thing. JENNIFER NIVEN It frustrates and fascinates me that we'll never know for sure, that despite the best efforts of his... ISAAC MARION We may not get to choose how we die, but we can chose how we live. The universe may for... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long ... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat... DADA BHAGWAN It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become. DR. SEUSS And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually. JIMI HENDRIX If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... Please be SILENT and LISTEN. I am the SCHOOLMASTER and you are in the CLASSROOM. Just... PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do SOTONYE ANGA The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS It was because they were two parts of a whole. He did not belong to her. And she did not belong to h... RENEE AHDIEH Cease with the displays of false modesty. The entire palace knows about it." A feeling of warmt... RENEE AHDIEH Do you know why I adore roses?" Shahrzad untied the knot of his tikka sash with deliberate slowness.... RENEE AHDIEH Where were you?" Shahrzad tried to control the tremor in her voice. "Not where I should have b... RENEE AHDIEH As always. As ever. As a rose to the sun. RENEE AHDIEH Convinced that we're living the whole time that we're dying. We decide to go out walking the wh... TEGAN QUIN Caring for our veterans is the duty of a grateful nation. Unfortunately, the Bush administration and... PATTY MURRAY When the week begins, try your best to let your best overcome your worst and that is the best. Do yo... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH For my generation, the bomber jacket is like a replacement for the suit jacket. It's a piece tha... THE WEEKND I'm the most boring person to talk to. THE WEEKND Fish die when they are out of water, and people die without law and order. THE TALMUD He who promises runs in debt. THE TALMUD
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My career progressed slowly. Real slow at a time. The irony of it was I had the best part of my care... FRED FUNK I don't want to rest on my laurels. I still feel like I'm learning a lot about the golf game... FRED FUNK I played the Buick at Flint with Tiger and he was air mailing me 50 to 60 yards every shot. FRED FUNK I'm going to be wearing the Stryker hat because I'm a walking testimonial to the fact that y... FRED FUNK [Knowing one of his most dependable players was hurting, Nicklaus gave Furyk to Woods on Friday. Tig... FRED FUNK I'd say normally any TOUR event is close. It's very rare that any of them are runaways. The guys are... FRED FUNK We're on the first tee and he said, 'Freddie, you look nervous, FRED FUNK It can just ruin the whole week. FRED FUNK It's very seldom a guy gets on a roll with his putter to the point where he can separate himself fro... FRED FUNK I had some opportunities that I took advantage of, but missed a couple and made a couple of really g... FRED FUNK As the game has progressed to what I consider a pure power game, this golf course still stands up. I... FRED FUNK It's a shot-maker's golf course. And it's not a one-dimensional type golf course. FRED FUNK You just never know where life is going to take you, you never know where your talent level is going... FRED FUNK Sometimes I think I'm better remembered for the Skins skirt than for winning the Players. FRED FUNK I had a terrible West Coast swing but I've figured some things out and I'm feeling pretty good headi... FRED FUNK You've got to be in the right place to score on it. The greens are such small targets. It's a really... FRED FUNK We flew over coming in, and you could see just how sparse it looked compared to what it used to look... FRED FUNK Major-wise, it's pretty comparable, ... I didn't think he was swinging as good as he wanted to at th... FRED FUNK We've got our 13th man with the home field. They have been fired up for a long time FRED FUNK Stryker was a company that allowed me, when I had my knee replaced and I got the Stryker GetAroundKn... FRED FUNK The tracks on 'Sleep' were recorded live to 2-track. I did a fadeout or two of them, but tha... AARON FUNK I just do these 'Sleep' type tracks when the situation presents itself. I never set out to d... AARON FUNK I find when I'm more awake, I tend to think more of the structure and movement of a tune, abrupt... AARON FUNK I love the immediacy of those old analog machines; it's really inspiring. You just set them up t... AARON FUNK I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. AARON FUNK I am looking forward to Saturday's reading. I hope it raises a lot of money to benefit a terrific co... ALLISON FUNK I really hope that the reading raises people's consciousness of domestic abuse and sexual assaults o... ALLISON FUNK I was asked by Pam Garvey, one of the founders of Words on Purpose. ALLISON FUNK The old stumps were still visible, so that after we cut the brush away, we went around and planted s... JOHN FUNK It's more about frequent church attendance than it is about particular sets of beliefs. This asks, '... CARY FUNK The fact that the association is statistically significant despite the crudeness of our estimates su... DANIEL FUNK This helps fill a big gap that has existed in evolutionary studies. We have known for some time that... DANIEL FUNK There are all these species out there and so few of them are known in intimate detail, so any kind o... DANIEL FUNK There was nothing electrical on anyplace. JOHN FUNK Bob and his staff will dedicate their efforts toward the deployment of new products, research and ag... BILL FUNK One does not need additional explanations to understand what we have seen in clinical trials. COLIN FUNK It makes a noise like a fair-sized firecracker. BILL FUNK I got the idea that we could extend the analysis into a third dimension, ecological divergence. DANIEL FUNK We were brought up to do what's best for the players and what's best for the school. And we both wor... CHARLIE FUNK Hurricanes and bad weather are on people's minds. CHARLIE FUNK This isn't a new phenomenon, it's a pretty consistent phenomenon. CARY FUNK I think the results in general are fascinating. Though some of this has been around for a while. CARY FUNK When I buy my soft drink Ill feel really good about that. ERIC FUNK We still have the field. ERIC FUNK I would like to have some factual information. ERIC FUNK I am very much in favor of our partnership with the university. ERIC FUNK This helps fill a big gap that has existed in evolutionary studies. DANIEL FUNK They associate Montana with the Wild West. GARY FUNK The Viennese don't just listen to music but rather view it like the air, something they breathe in, ... GARY FUNK Vienna is considered by many to be one of the centers, if not the center, of Western culture. GARY FUNK Hopefully this will be a lot of fun and people will join in. HEIDI FUNK Let's do it. Let's get this whole community into this. Let's have some fun in the community. HEIDI FUNK It's got to be fun to lose weight. HEIDI FUNK It just makes you feel great about things. You have a better outlook. I'm not in that rut anymore. I... LINDA FUNK I've learned more than I ever thought I would. I was really glad for it because all the information ... LINDA FUNK The demand definitely is there and much greater than our supply at this point. LINDA FUNK We have a huge rivalry with Highland, so the game was real intense with the fans. It was one of the ... LESTER FUNK I'm proud of my guys, their defense kept Rhinebeck only to 50 points. The closest it came was a 10-p... LESTER FUNK Drury is our main rival every year at nationals, so obviously it's really exciting to get this one o... KATIE FUNK I think it's opened our minds to a lot of new ways to train, and I think it's really showing that we... KATIE FUNK It was really exciting. It's kind of bittersweet in a way because I love swimming, but it's a really... KATIE FUNK We want to share what boating was like in the so-called 'golden age' of boating. JEFF FUNK This is an administrative review law written in the school code that must be followed. JEFF FUNK It's hard when you're ahead by a lot. It's hard to maintain intensity. But that's something I've alw... RAY FUNK I went to a dentist for a toothache, and it turned out his kids were in an acting school. We talked ... NOLAN GERARD FUNK I love the idea of renaissance. If my career is like painting a canvas, I want to have as many diffe... NOLAN GERARD FUNK We're going to fight racism not with racism, but we're going to fight with solidarity. We sa... FRED HAMPTON I would suggest maintaining a life and a career outside the Industry. This is a fickle business and ... FRED SAVAGE I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to hav... FRED HAMPTON Investing in management means building communication systems, business processes, feedback, and rout... FRED WILSON For those broadcasters who are less than responsible, the FCC needs to have sharper teeth to enforce... FRED UPTON One of the first shows I ever did was 'Laverne & Shirley.' I played this sleazy guy that... FRED WILLARD I can say I won a Senior British Open at Turnberry. I think that's the best thing about it, the ... FRED COUPLES Ethereum has taken what was a four-function calculator of a programming language in Bitcoin and turn... FRED EHRSAM You really have to understand this isn't a business where you sit in the back room and do calcul... FRED DELUCA I'd love to have Burt Reynolds' career. FRED WILLARD I've always been a fan of instructional videos. The bass-player ones are insane. The music on th... FRED ARMISEN I left home at 17, traveled. I got married when I was 21. That's a young age. As it turned out, ... FRED COUPLES I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye. FRED WILLARD I loved Bob Hope and the way he would turn to the camera and break the fourth wall. FRED WILLARD The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap - a... FRED FRIENDLY Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. FRED HOYLE There is a coherent plan to the universe, though I don't know
what it's a plan for. FRED HOYLE Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if
your car could go straight upwards. FRED HOYLE I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one ... FRED WILLARD It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars, otherwise comb... FRED WOODWORTH New York's niche is content, and content is becoming more valuable. Just think about what is mor... FRED WILSON I was really upset because I was branded as an enemy alien when I'm an American. FRED KOREMATSU You have to realize that the customer really is king. People who go into more established businesses... FRED DELUCA Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? FRED STOLLER Government is an unnecessary evil. Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their ... FRED WOODWORTH We're going to see a lot more young people entering entrepreneurial ventures. FRED MALEK I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. FRED ALLEN Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. FRED ALLEN Where were you fellows when the paper was blank? FRED ALLEN A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better. FRED ALLEN An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about t... FRED ALLEN I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. FRED ALLEN All television is children's television. FRED ALLEN If you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have ... FRED ALLEN I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. FRED ALLEN I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me. FRED ALLEN When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath. FRED ALLEN A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can ... FRED ALLEN Part of the problem with the word 'disabilities' is that it immediately suggests an inability to see... FRED ROGERS When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than... FRED ROGERS The very best reason parents are so special . . . is because we are the holders of a priceless gift,... FRED ROGERS When you're prepared, you're more confident. When you have a strategy, you're more comfortable. FRED COUPLES I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath. FRED SHERO I just put my feet in the air and move them around. FRED ASTAIRE The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. FRED ASTAIRE Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. FRED ASTAIRE Happiness is a positive cash flow. FRED ADLER A man who is contented with what he has done will never become famous for what he will do. FRED ESTABROOK Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. FRED ALLEN Boxing purists, quite naturally, question Tyson's appetite for victory. Mills Lane should have stopp... FRED MITCHELL A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to... FRED ALLEN I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little old man d... FRED ASTAIRE The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of the... FRED ASTAIRE Dancing is a sweat job. FRED ASTAIRE Chance is the fool's name for Fate FRED ASTAIRE I am bit sending messages with my feet. All I ever wanted was not to come up empty. I did it for the... FRED ASTAIRE I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails FRED ASTAIRE Disco is just jitterbug. FRED ASTAIRE I am bit sending messages with my feet. All I ever wanted was not to come up empty. I did it for th... FRED ASTAIRE This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes t... FRED ASTAIRE The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. FRED ASTAIRE Imitation is the sincerest form of television. FRED ALLEN A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses ... FRED ALLEN Anyone who does anything to help a child in his life is a hero to me. FRED ROGERS [Television is] the triumph of machine over people. FRED ALLEN Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done. FRED ALLEN Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be ... FRED ALLEN A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to... FRED ALLEN Anything that’s human is mentionable, and anything that is mentionable can be more manageable. Whe... FRED ROGERS You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room ... FRED ALLEN Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. FRED ALLEN After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood. FRED THOMPSON I suspect that writer's block afflicts mainly people who have some stable and ample source of in... FRED SABERHAGEN Given the slow pace of Washington's bureaucracy, policymakers are often busy solving yesterday... FRED UPTON The kind of audience that watches 'Matlock' is ideal for a lead-in to the affiliates' ne... FRED SILVERMAN I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement. FRED ALLEN I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. FRED ALLEN There are aspects of Asian culture in my work, but it's really rooted in an American experience ... FRED TOMASELLI I didn't think that the government would go as far as to include American citizens to be interne... FRED KOREMATSU I was an American citizen, and I had as many rights as anyone else. FRED KOREMATSU As long as my record stands in federal court, any American citizen can be held in prison or concentr... FRED KOREMATSU My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. FRED ALLEN I am tolerably ignorant about Judaism, and much of what I do know about it seems hard to swallow, be... FRED MELAMED Comedy always came easier for me. But I would have loved to have been an action hero. FRED WILLARD It scared me to death to think about improv, but I got hired for a year at Second City in Chicago, w... FRED WILLARD When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without ... FRED WILLARD You know, you don't have to look like everybody else to be acceptable and to feel acceptable. FRED ROGERS Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for ... FRED PERRY Before the war, my parents were very proud people. They'd always talk about Japan and also about... FRED KOREMATSU New discoveries and production of resources like shale oil and gas are dramatically altering our ene... FRED UPTON Everything would be alright if everything was put back in the hands of the people, and we're goi... FRED HAMPTON Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children play is se... FRED ROGERS Sometimes you have to, as I say, build bridges where you can - but draw lines where you must. FRED THOMPSON The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that h... FRED ALLEN An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. FRED ALLEN If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, a... FRED WOODWORTH The problem is that agencies sometimes lose sight of common sense as they create regulations. FRED THOMPSON Profit or perish... There are only two ways to make money: increase sales and decrease costs. FRED DELUCA I was the King of Twinkie-Vision one day, the King of Jiggle TV the next, thanks to Farrah Fawcett a... FRED SILVERMAN You can't build a revolution with no education. Jomo Kenyatta did this in Africa, and because th... FRED HAMPTON I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. FRED ALLEN Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be... FRED ALLEN It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive allianc... FRED ALLEN An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. FRED ALLEN California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. FRED ALLEN Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. FRED ALLEN A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. FRED ALLEN Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. FRED ALLEN The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. FRED ALLEN The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. FRED ALLEN Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday an... FRED ALLEN A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothin... FRED ALLEN A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and ... FRED ALLEN An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is abo... FRED ALLEN The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. FRED ALLEN A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark g... FRED ALLEN I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back... FRED ALLEN I know the exploding cost of health care is at the root of our long-term fiscal challenges. FRED UPTON Martin Landau in 'Crimes and Misdemeanors' - he gave me chills. FRED WILLARD We say primarily that the priority of this struggle is class. That Marx and Lenin and Che Guevara an... FRED HAMPTON I think Kellie Martin, Reese Witherspoon and Claire Danes represent the future for women in film, an... FRED SAVAGE In the end, we may be hurting the very people we should be concerned about - the inner-city poor, th... FRED THOMPSON Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history. FRED WILLARD Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actress... FRED WILLARD Venture capital is about capturing the value between the startup phase and the public company phase. FRED WILSON I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little o... FRED ASTAIRE Our work on light bulbs wasn't an arbitrary mandate. We didn't just pick a standard out of t... FRED UPTON What's been important in my understanding of myself and others is the fact that each one of us is so... FRED ROGERS At 'SNL' there's framed pictures of all the cast members, and it starts with Dan Aykroyd... FRED ARMISEN When the Bitcoin white paper emerged in 2008, it was completely revolutionary. The amount of concept... FRED EHRSAM People far too often associate derivatives markets with mere speculation, but there are very legitim... FRED EHRSAM An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. FRED ALLEN When I see people laughing at ideas and companies we have backed, I smile. It means we are going to ... FRED WILSON Obama is a very fine writer with an excellent command of language. His memoir 'Dreams From My Fa... FRED KAPLAN