This is good news, but it's really something we've always known.

That's not good news at all.

The good news is there are a lot of good students out there.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

The interns recommended a new, Survivor format for news anchors. Every week viewers can vote to banish a news reporter off to 60 Minutes, 48 hours, or some other pseudo-news program. The one who's left will be our new anchor.

That could be bad news for American Express.