FastSaying

This is like a workout for me. I need to lift some weights.


Mark Madsen

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

I like to keep fit, but I never lift very heavy weights.
RALPH FIENNES Some of my coaches run. Some lift weights. I play basketball. It's what I do.
AL SKINNER I lift quite heavy weights, but unfortunately no one believes me.
CYRUS BROACHA Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls.
MAX BEERBOHM For a good workout, I go to At One Fitness in North Hollywood, where my trainer, Jon Allsop, puts me...
TIM DEKAY You get a complete workout in 30 minutes. At the YMCA or the Wellness Center I have to lift weights ...
JAMIE MECIMORE Real men don't lift weights, they lift women.
EVERY MALE BALLET DANCER Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day ...
ZAKK WYLDE The only weights I lift are my dogs.
OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN I don't lift weights. I do fitness exercises to stay strong.
CHAD LE CLOS You can't build muscles by having someone else lift weights for you.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN I lift pretty heavy for my body weight, and I don't do any of that girly stuff like cardio or an...
AJ LEE It gets you all fired up to go lift weights now.
CARLAI MOORE I come from an athletic family. Anytime we lift weights, we gain weight.
JOEY GATHRIGHT I always lift weights very heavy and spend a lot of time in the weight room.
MARK TEIXEIRA We'd always said boxers shouldn't lift weights. Now I realize some champion boxer started th...
GEORGE FOREMAN Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights.
RONNIE COLEMAN I don't have a trainer. I have what I call 'the poor man's workout and the rich man'...
T. J. THYNE In the preseason, in the month of October, I work out almost every day, lifting weights for 20 or 30...
STEVE NASH If I lift any weights, I do it more for explosion, but I really use my body weight to build up muscl...
CANELO ALVAREZ For obstacle racing, you wanna be as light, lean, and fast as possible. So, if I lift a lot of weigh...
KACY CATANZARO Everybody always asks me, 'How much can you bench?' I'm like, 'I don't know. I d...
JACOB DALTON He didn't have to lift any weights. All he has to do is show up on the block.
ALONZO MOURNING I lift heavy weights and sprint, but I am so bad at it that I develop severe injuries.
NASSIM NICHOLAS TALEB How many charming talents have been spoiled by the instilled desire to do 'important' work! Some peo...
MAX BEERBOHM I've been lifting weights since I was literally 15 or 16 years old. My muscles are short and pow...
JAKE PAVELKA There was nothing more infuriating than when a person like Dr. Madsen was right.
SCOTT MEYER It's time for me to make a mark in this league. I'm getting chances; that is the good thing. I just ...
ARTURO ALVAREZ I know I need to exercise. For some people, exercise is like breathing; for others, like me, it take...
AL ROKER Usually I like to work out in the morning before I eat. After the workout, I like to eat a banana an...
KACY CATANZARO To be honest, I was surprised I could clear 6-4. I was just looking at this like another workout or ...
DAVID KLECH People think that only boys can lift weights. We want to show that girls can, too.
COURTNEY BROOKS This is a great workout to get ready for track season.
BRENT WHITE Although I get so much fan mail from Great Britain, tell me, am I more famous there than Michael Mad...
TOM SIZEMORE you weren't mine to begin with.
IAIN S. THOMAS When I go to the gym sometimes it takes a long time to wait for a treadmill and then someone is wait...
EMILY SMITH A lot of the guys don't want to commit to the whole program. Some of them don't even want to have to...
BRIAN DIVELBLISS I lift weights and do as much cardio as I can make myself. I'm not a big cardio fan, and I hate ...
CHARLIE WEBER I can bulk up very fast. I can lift heavy weights because, like most people, I started off with heav...
ARJUN RAMPAL I wish for a moment that time would lift me out of this day, and into some more benign one. But then...
AUDREY NIFFENEGGER This meet was kind of like of a workout meet. A meet to help prepare us for next week.
LACLAIRE CARTER This is a great way to give your cabinets a face lift if they need it.
TERESA FOLLMER We train five days a week. We lift weights in the beginning of our season and we run for endurance a...
GINA DRYDEN Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I I need to put the right things in my body before and after I work out, so I end every workout with s...
SAM BRADFORD I think we're a lot stronger in the upper weights this year. I also think we've got some depth in th...
DWIGHT FRITZ Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge or point fingers. You just have to be lucky ...
AUDREY HEPBURN They're a wonderful team, but they're just guys. They're 18 to 22, they lift weights, they work out,...
BUDDY TEEVENS I attend dance class every alternate day, and it works like a cardio workout for me. I also do weigh...
TENA DESAE I do like working out. I feel my best when I work out, but you know, I'm human. I like to ride m...
SHEMAR MOORE I don't need to do a reality show to make my mark in this world.
NIECY NASH This to me is a perfect complement to playing. It allows me to still maintain my workout regimen, st...
KARA LAWSON A sign of growing old is when interviewers start asking you,“What would you do differently if you ...
FEDERICO FELLINI For me, art is supposed to be a question mark.
MARILYN MANSON You always see Mark as a hockey player. It's going to be odd to see him without the skates on. To me...
DARIUS KASPARAITIS Maybe it's every kid's dream to go into a pod and come out looking like Captain America. And...
JOE JOHNSTON I was captain and should have set the example. I would lift a minimum of weights. Mine was natural p...
MERLIN OLSEN I'd like to get into some sort of workout regimen so I can properly be healthy and exercise like...
DYLAN O'BRIEN I'd like to get into some sort of workout regimen so I can properly be healthy and exercise like...
DYLAN O'BRIEN I don't need to sink the ball, I just need to do things that got me where I was. At 44, it is diffic...
DENNIS RODMAN I feel the best after a workout - I'm sweaty and exhausted, but it also gives me an energy I rea...
HILARY RHODA There are some question marks and things that need to happen for us, but I like this team.
DAVE TIPPETT I'm actually going to go get a workout in, and try to build up some stamina for tomorrow.
PHIL MICKELSON I think we can have two going at some weights.
LUKE MICHAELSON Weights bore me.
BRIAN KRAUSE Hiking is the best workout!... You can hike for three hours and not even realize you're working ...
JAMIE LUNER I like this team so far. I think this trade is going to be very good for me. They've got some talent...
JUAN CRUZ Writing is a muscle. Workout with us this year.
LILY CHATTERJEE This is his life. He basically works for his dietary supplements, to pay for the gym time and for th...
LARRY BENNER My biggest deterrent to getting the workout I need is just that my days are so full and so busy.
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY Being pampered is great, but sometimes I like to do those things myself because it's a little th...
ANNIE ILONZEH You need to be dedicated to your workout, whatever you choose.
TRACY ANDERSON Working is the best thing for me because I'm borderline ADHD, so I need some kind of focus or I ...
JAIME WINSTONE This city runs on tourists, and this marathon could set a tone. People ask me if it's safe down here...
BILL BURKE The importance of lifting weights is it kind of makes me who I am.
ROB GRONKOWSKI I don't lift weights at all. Every muscle on my body is for an actual task; there is no muscle t...
RONDA ROUSEY I had the chance to play with Edgar Martinez , and he reminds me of him. The one thing I can tell yo...
CARLOS GUILLEN A lot of people made fun of me. They said, 'Nice bike lift.' I knew exactly what this bike would loo...
JUSTIN WILLIAMS So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you ...
TOMMY COOPER Some are playing baseball, some are running track, some are lifting weights and working out. This is...
JOE SIGRIST Right when I finish a workout, I feel pretty sexy. Even though I'm sweaty and I don't smell ...
SARAH SHAHI Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approac...
CASSANDRA CLARE Here in Green Bay, there's a terrific need. But this is an opportunity for me to do something intern...
LINDA LARSON This is a good lift for us. We're getting there. It's on-the-job training, but we're getting there. ...
AL POUND

More Mark Madsen

We've had a lot of changes this summer. I think [this trip] is only going to pay dividends down the ...
MARK MADSEN I know it's going to be emotional for everyone, because Fred is such a great friend and such a great...
MARK MADSEN You watch some of those videos with Magic, Larry (Bird), Isiah and even John Stockton in 2003, and t...
MARK MADSEN Our thoughts and prayers are with Fred Hoiberg and his family and his children, because there's not ...
MARK MADSEN I'm excited just to get all the new guys together and get to work. Work on the pick 'n' roll defence...
MARK MADSEN I'm excited just to get all the new guys together and get to work. Work on the pick 'n' roll defense...
MARK MADSEN Anytime you get the whole team together, good things happen.
MARK MADSEN I hope Britney doesn't get bummed out that Lindsey is a better singer. It is not Lindsey saying ...
VIRGINIA MADSEN That's when it hit me. I had to go through a lot of bad relationships first, but I'd finally found h...
CINDI MADSEN I spend a lot of time at my son's school and I really wanted to do a movie that the kids could s...
VIRGINIA MADSEN Our audience is all the girls who made Britney a huge star. Those are the girls who bought the book....
VIRGINIA MADSEN The commission is a whitewash because the members are all consummate Washington insiders, many of wh...
WAYNE MADSEN I probably made a few pictures I shouldn't have done, but I have four sons and I have to pay the...
MICHAEL MADSEN Dwelling on the past denies yourself of present opportunities.
DEBBIE MADSEN I'm a wild son-of-a-bitch from Cripple Creek!
CHRIS MADSEN Your children don't have to fear you to respect you.
MICHAEL MADSEN Is it really selling out if it feeds your family?
MICHAEL MADSEN Encourage your kids' artistic side. Toughen up everything else.
MICHAEL MADSEN When my son was really little, he assumed everyone was on TV because his uncle is on TV, my best fri...
VIRGINIA MADSEN We were in a position to walk away with it, and it was too bad we unraveled in the slalom. We implod...
BILL MADSEN He's kind of an interesting guy. He does all the freestyle stuff at Snowmass and competes in all the...
BILL MADSEN We've got a lot of guys knocking on the door. I'd say the chances of us repeating are very strong. T...
BILL MADSEN Our girls team is going to be a little short.
BILL MADSEN Willie Shaw has to work the next day. Why would he take this kind of crazy risk?
CHRIS MADSEN These aren't groomed snowmobile trails. You've got to stay focused.
STEVE MADSEN She's been our most consistent racer this year. We have faster racers, but she's been the one who ha...
BILL MADSEN Why I have not even a tiny bit of room for hate: H-alts progression; A-nticipates failure; T-oils in...
DEBBIE MADSEN Well, I don't necessarily like playing the villain. I'd much rather be the guy who rides off into th...
MICHAEL MADSEN I think it is a whitewash group and nothing will come of it, except that they may concoct some reaso...
WAYNE MADSEN I judge the world by my own lights
and I come by my own hand.
CATHERINE MADSEN But now I've heard him say that that is not the case and, in fact, he has a lot of plans for the sho...
VIRGINIA MADSEN Encourage your kids' artistic side. Toughen up everything else.
MICHAEL MADSEN This is an opportunity for them to do their public expression, and in the future we'll have a meetin...
GRANT MADSEN It's my understanding that the person he was going to talk to was busy with student protest.
GRANT MADSEN For someone to do a public forum on campus, they need to go through this procedure, the public expre...
GRANT MADSEN This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone
HUNTER MADSEN You're the one person whose opinion I care about. When I'm with you, the past dissappears, and I'm a...
CINDI MADSEN As an injured fifth year starting setter, she had no choice but to cheer her team on from the sideli...
KAREN MADSEN Attitude and discipline are two integral parts to the success of a person and Angie personifies grea...
KAREN MADSEN Angie handled her injury with great heart and grace, finishing out the season on the sidelines in su...
KAREN MADSEN No. When you go through this process, your expectations are not really very high.
KAI MADSEN I'm just absolutely amazed at how things have worked out this year.
KAI MADSEN Holy cow! That's fabulous! That must be $1,400 more than last year.
KAI MADSEN We did a lot better than people expected. Last year was more of a disappointment, but we still feel ...
MARIANNE MADSEN We win league every year, so it would have been real disappointing if we didn't beat Amador.
MARIANNE MADSEN He's a very loud coach, but I like that. He's strong and knows what he's talking about. He'll make u...
MARIANNE MADSEN Well, he's got a much bigger circus to play with, and he has a lot more financing available, and he ...
MICHAEL MADSEN To be or not to be?' That is not the question. What is the question? The question is not one of bein...
TRUMAN G. MADSEN An internal breakthrough is a burden, an external one is a blessing.
MARK I'm a city boy. I grew up in a big city, in Birmingham, and I want to write about a city. It'...
MARK BILLINGHAM Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
MARK TWAIN I miss both of my parents terribly every day, but especially as we approach Thanksgiving. We always ...
MARK SHRIVER My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
MARK TWAIN It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure tha...
MARK TWAIN We shall never change our political leaders until we change the people who elect them.
MARK SKOUSEN The travel and tourism industry is the lifeblood of many states around the country - including Flori...
MARK FOLEY The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
MARK TWAIN India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India ...
MARK TWAIN Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
MARK TWAIN I never let schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
MARK TWAIN Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
MARK TWAIN The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed rig...
MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
MARK TWAIN In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
MARK TWAIN Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs...
MARK TWAIN But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one...
MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
MARK TWAIN The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
MARK TWAIN Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of ti...
MARK TWAIN It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evil.
MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
MARK TWAIN When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony...
MARK ZUCKERBERG Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
MARK TWAIN My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But mos...
MARK WARNER There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
MARK TWAIN Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
MARK TWAIN Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside...
MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day.
MARK ZUCKERBERG The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba...
MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN There was a point when I was 15 or 16 that I realized that my father wanted me to be a loner. I deci...
MARK VONNEGUT There is plenty of blame to go around for the U.S. housing bubble, but not much of it belongs to Fan...
MARK ZANDI Human cultural diversity is vast; the range of cultural practices, beliefs, and languages that we sp...
MARK PAGEL I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term t...
MARK RONSON Kids don't need to be taught the value of making; they are natural makers, at least until tradit...
MARK FRAUENFELDER Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.
MARK GATISS Defending birthright citizenship is about being on the right side of liberty. The 14th Amendment is ...
MARK MCKINNON If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
MARK TWAIN I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries.
MARK ZUCKERBERG Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce...
MARK HOPKINS Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it...
MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
MARK MCKINNEY To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce.
MARK EDWARDS What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ...
MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B...
MARK TWAIN When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu...
MARK TWAIN The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly...
MARK TWAIN By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec...
MARK TWAIN So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
MARK TWAIN The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes...
MARK TWAIN We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w...
MARK TWAIN The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff...
MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated.
MARK TWAIN A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will ...
MARK TWAIN To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman.
MARK TWAIN I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than ...
MARK TWAIN A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t...
MARK TWAIN Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st...
MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi...
MARK TWAIN Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to...
MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ...
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find...
MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood...
MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
MARK TWAIN I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol...
MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than...
MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst...
MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ...
MARK TWAIN All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay...
MARK SKOUSEN Fear is an underrated emotion. And that's why I think it's very dangerous to try and cosset ...
MARK GATISS I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f...
MARK RUFFALO There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t...
MARK ZANDI I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
MARK MCKINNEY Too-easy credit and millions of bad loans made during the U.S. housing bubble paved the way for the ...
MARK ZANDI James Cagney, Steve McQueen, I loved all those guys. I grew up loving the movies but had no desire t...
MARK WAHLBERG There's a certain way you stand to give yourself authority, which gives you the texture for the ...
MARK GODDARD I couldn't have left my career as an actor on a better note than to have done a cameo in the Los...
MARK GODDARD I vaguely remember in the '90s when Calvin Klein started making unisex CK1. Don't worry abou...
MARK RONSON Well, right now we're so busy that I kind of had to put all the hobbies on hold. But I like goin...
MARK KELLY I have traveled down this path before - 'List of Seven' and 'Twin Peaks' both have t...
MARK FROST We have pension funds with 1.5 trillion euros investments, and they want to find business opportunit...
MARK RUTTE We need not to just kill the boat-smuggling business model: we also need to get rid of this asylum-s...
MARK RUTTE We are a mission-driven company. In order to do this, we have to build a great team. And in order to...
MARK ZUCKERBERG Potential home buyers have a two-step decision process. First, they determine whether they can affor...
MARK ZANDI The best person to get something done is a busy person.
MARK BURNETT The Romney candidacy is better than it was four years ago, but it's not clear that it's good...
MARK STEYN I don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the pres...
MARK MCKINNON Having been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we shoul...
MARK MCKINNON Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, t...
MARK HOPPUS The Bush tax cuts should be extended permanently for families with annual incomes of less than $250,...
MARK ZANDI In my movies, I'm not trying to erase any old image of myself, really. And also I'm not tryi...
MARK WAHLBERG When I'm in the middle of making a movie, I have blinders on; it's all about just getting th...
MARK WATERS Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
MARK TWAIN It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal...
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
MARK TWAIN Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting...
MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
MARK TWAIN The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itse...
MARK TWAIN Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would ...
MARK TWAIN If you're a big celebrity, you get money to be private. I'm just a working stiff. I don'...
MARK FUHRMAN There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.
MARK TWAIN The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things tha...
MARK TWAIN Optimist: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled
MARK TWAIN Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"
MARK TWAIN I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was rea...
MARK RUFFALO Distance lends enchantment to the view
MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far
MARK TWAIN The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline ...
MARK RUSSELL To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
MARK TWAIN Here's one of my bad habits: when I go to someone's house, I head straight to their bookshel...
MARK FRAUENFELDER Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk...
MARK BILLINGHAM China is responsible for a lot of the major conservation issues we're facing. It's the main ...
MARK CARWARDINE When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
MARK TWAIN There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many...
MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
MARK TWAIN Americans are notoriously ill-equipped for self-reflection. We're usually a very boisterous, out...
MARK FROST I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
MARK TWAIN The turning point for me was when the Supreme Court installed Bush in 2000, even though he got half ...
MARK EDWARDS A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
MARK RUTHERFORD Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material...
MARK TWAIN