This is my fourth mission.


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My name is Austin Smith and my favorite player is Rafael Palmeiro, period.
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This is my Matthew 28 mission to go ye therefore and bring the gospel!
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This is the kind of performance we expect out of Jonathan on a regular basis.
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This process is alchemy: its founder is the smith Vulcan.
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To feel alone is to be alone.
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My mission is to eradicate poverty.
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This is my fourth spring here, and the amount of trash seems horrid compared to previous years.
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God loves the plagiarist. And so it is written, 'God created humankind in His image, in the image of...
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This mission is too important for me.
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I will not be deterred from my mission of helping kids in this country.
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My life mission is to spread peace to the world.
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This is how bad I was. I thought I saw a panda bear outside the window of my fourth floor room.
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It's Smith, actually.' Dr Smith smiled, bowing. 'I've remembered that my name is Smith. Almost defin...
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Will Smith is fantastic.
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Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself.
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My mission is vague. I am here to appreciate the situation.
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This is our fourth major redesign. But this is the first designed for the customer.
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We'll get it all put back together. This is our mission.
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If I die, its because my mission here on earth is accomplished.
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I'm pretty excited to win in just my fourth professional event. I'm hoping to build on this.
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Will Smith's acting reaffirms my belief in the American perfection.
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This is the fourth time I've directed it in 15 years.
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This is not at all like fourth quarter of last year.
MIKE FALBO
I thought: This is not racing, it's a suicide mission.
BARRY SHEENE
Puoi levarti anche le calze?" Gli chiedeva lei. "E i calzoni?"
"E tu ti puoi levare i tuoi?" JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER
Everybody is special. Don't stand there and let people call you useless. You were created for a spec...
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We're serious about our mission for the kids of this city, ... this is just the beginning.
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Everyone got a follower, how good or bad is all this shit, it's another topic… JUst leave it for l...
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Fort Smith, being the place of my longest stay, was the scene of my largest medical practice.
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My mission impossible was to be here.
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Hence, dear delusion, sweet enchantment hence! - Horace Smith and James Smith,
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I feel like I am on a mission this year. A mission to win that darn league championship.
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My mission is to stay healthy and productive and serve as a good example.
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This is not chauvinistic, ... Our purpose, our mission is to share democracy with the world.
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The greatest fear of Jonathan is the love he feels for his sister.
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Part of me wonders if this is a suicide mission disguised as a game.
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This is a test to see if your mission in this life is complete, if you are alive, it isn't.
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I am a longtime, rabid fan of Jonathan Kozol.
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I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.
EVAN DANDO
This loss today goes to the coaches,'' Michigan State coach John L. Smith said.
MICHIGAN STATE
Keep a big glass of cool water close while reading this one. —Margaret Smith
SCARLETT AVERY
My mission is to create a world where we can live in harmony with nature.
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I'm much more energetic now; you might say live performance is my mission.
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My mission is to create a world where we can live in harmony with nature,
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Every game we've played with them this year, this is our fourth one, has been like that.
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I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
JONATHAN SWIFT
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
JONATHAN SWIFT
It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT
A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.
JONATHAN GASH
Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT
But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into...
JONATHAN SWIFT
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi...
JONATHAN SWIFT
And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT
I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
JONATHAN LARSON
Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFT
There's an enduring American compulsion to be on the side of the angels. Expediency alone has never ...
JONATHAN RABAN
What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say -- but there's so much more of it. I ...
JONATHAN KATZ
Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ...
JONATHAN SWIFT
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT
How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Convey a libel in a frown. And wink a reputation down!
JONATHAN SWIFT
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFT
The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT
They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT
What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT
I heard the little bird say so.
JONATHAN SWIFT
A prince, the moment he is crown'd, Inherits every virtue sound, As emblems of the sovereign p...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought.
JONATHAN SWIFT
So, naturalists observe, a flea Has smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller sti...
JONATHAN SWIFT
A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFT
In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends; While Nature, kindly bent ...
JONATHAN SWIFT
A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to him.
JONATHAN SWIFT