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Billy Tauzin

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[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.
LEMONY SNICKET
Yeah, we did it (the chant). Ice cream is kind of an inside joke for our team. But this was not a da...
COLLEEN BIEBEL
This is the best ice cream I've ever tasted.
OPRAH WINFREY
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.
JIMMY DEAN
Books are like ice cream; there is a flavor for everyone!
K. LAMB
Oh, oh, oh... No... just they got me. Undercover??? and what more??
This and this??
DEYTH BANGER
Ice cream is my comfort food.
JESSIE WARE
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
WALLACE STEVENS
I like Kahlua and ice cream as a dessert.
HAMILTON JORDAN
I never say no to an ice cream.
INGRID BETANCOURT
My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream.
SANYA RICHARDS-ROSS
I eat ice cream all the time.
BRYCE HARPER
It's not a better product, it's just a way to get consumers to buy something new. And most of these ...
JULIE RUSSELL
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!
CHRIS PRATT
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.
JANE SMILEY
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
DON KARDONG
A lot of the students are looking forward to coming out and seeing their teachers serve ice cream, a...
HEATHER PARKER
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD
Ice cream brings people together.
DOUG DUCEY
"Are you trying to kill me?" Upon being offered ice cream.
HUGH PIERCE
He got his ice cream.
ANGELO CRUZ
Ice cream goes with springtime.
SUSAN HILL
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream
WALLACE STEVENS
I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and...
DANIEL GILBERT
I think unadulterated products and smaller portion sizes mean consumption of less food overall. Port...
ALEX GUARNASCHELLI
Halva works brilliantly in ice-cream.
YOTAM OTTOLENGHI
Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.
VOLTAIRE
Summer without ice cream is like winter without a fireplace.
THEA KRISTINE MAY
Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good.
JEFF BRIDGES
I love ice cream, and I love chocolate.
CAMILA ALVES
I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.
DEL SHANNON
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
JIM BISHOP
I spent my summers in Connecticut scooping ice cream and babysitting.
GRACE GUMMER
If I could be any flavor of ice cream, I would be spinach so no one would eat me.
JOSH HUFFORD
That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted.
LOU COSTELLO
if you don't like ice-cream, you shouldn't like yourself.. either.
CADIR LAMPE
Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.
NICHOLSON BAKER
My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream.
JONATHAN DIMBLEBY
I eat many different ice creams. I'm not an ice cream snob, although I do think Ben & Jerry&...
JERRY GREENFIELD
I hope you aren’t holding an ice cream cone against your chest, ’cause your heart just warmed—...
AZIZ ANSARI
My favorite splurges are cheese pizza with hot peppers, Haagen-Dazs maple-walnut ice cream, Giant br...
LINDSAY WAGNER
Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.
DIANNA HARDY
Ask about our daily ice cream special.
RICHELLE MEAD
We tested these products by putting ice cubes in them then placing the submerged ice cubes into a fr...
JEREMIAH DRIANSKY
Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.
VOLTAIRE
Tom told me this wonderful story about how Ernie and his wife invited Tom and his wife over in Flori...
ERNIE HARWELL
Somehow, ice cream tastes better when it rains.
MJ CHRISTINE
Where’s the ice cream?”
“In the oven.
E.L. JAMES
Everybody likes ice cream. People like different flavors.
GIL BRANDT
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your ...
THORNTON WILDER
After I win a match, I celebrate it by having an ice cream.
SAINA NEHWAL
I don't drink liquor, but I do like chocolate ice cream soda.
ANNE MEARA
Sometimes I do give in to a scoop of sitaphal ice cream from Naturals or a chocolate chip cookie.
TWINKLE KHANNA
Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be ...
JERRY GREENFIELD
Willpower is having ice cream in the freezer and not eating it. Discipline is not bringing it into t...
ALAN ROBERT NEAL
They think that I make all the ice cream.
BRAD CUTHBERT
Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind.
FRANCESCA LIA BLOCK
If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?
S. BALARAM
I do some dairy. I'm careful on that; it needs to be hormone free. But everybody has to have ice...
LEE HANEY
It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.
HESTON BLUMENTHAL
Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla.
TIM TEBOW
I'm always wearing Spanx, eating ice cream and feeling a bit lonely.
SHERIDAN SMITH
They go swimming, canoeing, horseback riding, they make ice cream.
CAROLYN ADAMS
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream
AMERICAN PROVERB
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your ...
THORNTON WILDER
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the ice cream while it's on your p...
THORNTON WILDER
My mom said it's really cool, ice cream is really good, hamburgers are good, everything? From when s...
TRACIE KAM
I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
WENDY LIEBMAN
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
JIM FIEBIG
I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day.
KIM KARDASHIAN
I've eaten ice cream from all over the world, but until you've tasted Graham's from Gene...
IRVINE WELSH
It's not that your back hurts, ... You get these horrible, ice cream brain-freeze headaches. So I wo...
GEORGE CLOONEY
We now have an ice cream parlor with old-fashioned sodas.
NAVARRETE ASHFORD
The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable sho...
JANETTE RALLISON
I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped o...
CLAES OLDENBURG
Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me.
DAVID NAIL
Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
BUCK HENRY
Nothing bets long, romantic, sunset walks and sharing an ice cream cone.
EMILY PSUJEK
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on y...
THORNTON WILDER
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your ...
THORNTON WILDER
Being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed.
BRAD PITT
When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.
SNOOP DOGG
When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled b...
ANONYMOUS
Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or ...
DYLAN LAUREN
My love for ice cream emerged at an early age - and has never left!
GINGER ROGERS
I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream.
MARY MCCORMACK
Aside from the obvious chocolate cookies and ice cream, chocolate can be used in a variety of ways f...
MARCUS SAMUELSSON
There are lots of things I won't eat but would like to, such as croissants or ice cream - if I s...
MARIE HELVIN
I find myself on Yelp typing in 'the best 'blank'' all the time: best cheese, best i...
BETTY GILPIN
I once in a while cheat and have a little ice cream, and then I kind of blame myself.
DAVID H. MURDOCK
The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream
and ...
ALLY CARTER
Logic and prudence are essential in a working Democracy; Without them, you are like eating ice cream...
JECON B. NADELA
My love for ice cream emerged at an early age--and has never left!
GINGER ROGERS
I'll be working the register, although I'd prefer to be scooping some ice cream.
HEATHER PARKER
If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough
MORRIS LAPIDUS
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will r...
LEMONY SNICKET
... everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuou...
BRANDON SANDERSON
Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Wh...
ALLY CARTER

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BILLY GRAHAM
Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has.
BILLY GRAHAM
Churchgoers are like coals in a fire. When they cling together, they keep the flame aglow; when they...
BILLY GRAHAM
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
BILLY WILDER
You look marvelous.
BILLY CRYSTAL
An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles ...
BILLY WILDER
I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
BILLY WILDER
They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
BILLY JOEL
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
BILLY CRYSTAL
I steal a kiss from her sleeping shadow moves. 'Cause I'll always miss her wherever she goes. And I...
BILLY CORGAN
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
BILLY JOEL
What most people do is try to find a comfortable persona that they're in alignment with and the ...
BILLY CORGAN
The public wouldn't like the perfect umpire in every game. It would kill off baseball's grea...
BILLY EVANS
Muhammad Ali struck us in the middle of America's darkest night, in the heart of its most threat...
BILLY CRYSTAL
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
BILLY CONNOLLY
In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attai...
BILLY CORGAN