This is not the way you like to do it. I give our kids a lot of credit. They played with a lot of heart.

Give Waynesburg an awful lot of credit. They had a great game plan in mind and did a super job of running the ball.

W&J is the best team I have seen on tape in a long time.

We've got an epidemic up here of underage kids getting booze.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

When we broke the huddle for our kickoff return, the last thing I said to the kids was to take care of the football. We had a couple of youngsters in there who might have been a little starry-eyed.