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This is obviously one of the most unusual and contrary gospels written in Christian antiquity.


Bart Ehrman

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BART SCHOUTEN I just said, 'I'm tied for the lead at a great tournament, ... All that matters is what I do from th...
BART BRYANT You could say it is the most advanced propulsion system available. There are a whole lot of features...
BART OLSON For the Blues, if this indeed is the case, it's an exciting time to have new ownership. Everybody on...
BART ROGERS Today, we are one important step closer to realizing this fantastic opportunity for thousands of new...
BART PETERSON It's a lone time to be a Democrat in Indiana.
BART PETERSON I would expect eminent domain to play a significant role in the rebuilding of New Orleans. My guess ...
BART PETERSON They think it will reduce the number of Democrats who'll vote,
BART PETERSON I don't think it's going to be a wide margin either way, ... But I do believe it will pass. Because ...
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