This is one crowd I really don't want to disappoint.


Mark Spragg

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JOHN ROEBUCK
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My fans are so important to me, and I would never want to disappoint them.
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It started out very innocently for us, ... In the first place, you don't imagine you're ever really ...
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We know everyone here, ... We won't know anyone in New York.
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When I look at the film, unlike when you see it, I'll be thinking of the scenes that were cut,
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My crowd, this is when they really start gaining interest.
JARL BERG
people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ
I want to be in the performing arts. This is what I want to do. So this gives me the experience of p...
MAX EHRICH
I didn't want to disappoint the fans and give them something that was second-rate.
ELEANOR BERGSTEIN
The crowd used to stand up for me back home, but this is incredible, ... Only two games here and the...
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Don't lie to yourself?
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS
i dont want to be compared to britney,ashlee,hilary or lindsay. i want to be compared to me.
AVRIL LAVIGNE
Today we tried to take a lot of pressure off ourselves and pick up those runs. We did a good job of ...
COLE GILLESPIE
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ALESSIA CARA
Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
 DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR
I'm always nervous! Especially when it comes to a series like 'Disgaea', where you do ha...
TROY BAKER
He leads by example, and you don't want to disappoint him.
PAT ALEXANDER
I dont want the kind of love thats in movies, I want my own kind,
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STEVE MCCLAREN
I am society's child, this is how they made me, and now I'm saying what's on my mind and they dont w...
TUPAC SHAKUR
I really didn't want them to come back and win this one.
CODY BOONE
I dont want to be broke down I want to be built up and vice versa I dont want to break down but buil...
HEATHER MONTANO
I'm sorry to disappoint you, Congressman. I had no role in this issue.
JOHN BOLTON
I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN
I can't even
SARAH VAN WATERSCHOOT
I rolled up my sleeves and said, 'I want to make a mark on this world.'
BEBE REXHA
It is not the least bit coincidental that adults who commit suicide with firearms nearly always shoo...
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We came here wanting to play in the championship. We're a program that's building, and we want to fa...
BETSY BLOSE
I dont know if anybody knows how to recover from this,
BOB ISRAEL
This is something I really want to do,
KATHERINE JENKINS
There's not one person in this crowd who's gonna agree with everything I say. Not one.
HOWARD DEAN
Weve talked in general about spin-offs and updating it - we dont have specific plans at this point. ...
BURT FEINTUCH
I knew there was one kind soul . . . you stand out in this crowd,
FRANK BEAMER
Stocks with this kind of valuation cannot afford to disappoint.
PLUM SHIPTON
This is the mark of a really admirable man: steadfastness in the face of trouble.
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN
I want my music to leave an indelible mark.
ROGER MILLER
When it comes to what you really want in life. Dont take no for an answer. Take no for a question an...
BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE
Everyone of them is staying, ... They dont want to go back. They have told me that.
AMY COLLINS
Your greatest love is the one who leaves an indescribable mark on you forever, and is the one who ma...
TOMMY POLO
We had already selected the athletes who were going to go, and we didn't want to disappoint them. Th...
BRANDI RAY
Here’s why I find it impossible to be a Republican: any crowd that instantly cheers the execution ...
ANDREW SULLIVAN
If you really think you love yourself, why would you hate life to disappoint yourself?
EPHDAN
I want to do my hard dives really well, I want to see what my true potential in this sport really is...
LAURA WILKINSON
God is the only one that won't disappoint you. Everyone else is percentages of your peace.
SHANNON L. ALDER
Like every artist that comes out, you want to make a mark; you want to be a household name and you w...
OLLY MURS
So this is going to be drill!?
DEYTH BANGER
If you dont get what you want,you wont want what you get.
KENNETH ELLIOTT HUDSON
Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN
We still have our destiny in our own hands; we just have to bring it every night, especially at home...
BEN GORDON
I hate to disappoint the people who want to panic, but this is strictly housekeeping. I would think ...
DAVID HEALY
I feel the momentum is going the right way. Virginians have been happy with what Mark and I have don...
TIM KAINE
I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
BRITT EKLAND
(With people) if you want to save time, dont be efficient. With people, slow is fast and fast is slo...
STEPHEN COVEY
I don't want to know that you don't want me. I don't want to know what you do without me. I don't wa...
SARA QUIN
Ah, no. We've played in some really loud gyms before. This is like a wine-and-cheese crowd.
SAM CASSELL
Then tell me Mark, how can I do it? How do I watch her life fade everyday but not hurt? How do I con...
D. LOVE
Mark is one of the more respected people out there doing this kind of work,
BRUCE SCHNEIER
Really, all I want to do is win this season. I don't really care about the numbers.
JOEY PACIOREK
Think of the old cliché about the mind being 'an excellent servant but a terrible master'. This, li...
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We feel we didn't accomplish anything yet. We made some noise, but now we want to go in there and re...
KOJO MENSAH
I want to burn the world because Alan is gone," he said. "I want to destroy everything I see. But yo...
SARAH REES BRENNAN
Mark has a slight hamstring tweak and we don't want to risk it developing into a bad one,
COLIN LEE
I really like birds. Everyone always wants me to say that I can't stand to go near them, just li...
TIPPI HEDREN
There's not one person in this crowd who's gonna agree with everything I say. Not one.
HOWARD DEAN
They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, becau...
BILL BURR
Our girls really want to get to the finals, because a number of them haven't experienced that yet. S...
KRISTI LAFLEUR
November 11, 1802, I arrived at Judge Patterson's at Lisle. This respectable family treated me w...
DEBORAH SAMPSON
It’s harder to talk about, but what I really, really, really want for Christmas is just this: I wa...
ROBERT FULGHUM
I think that if you idealise someone for so long, they can only disappoint and I wouldn't want t...
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This is a new chapter for St. Mary' s football. Last year is in the past. These kids want to make th...
MIKE STELLATO
I told them to take a look around and hopefully in May we're in that same situation with maybe doubl...
MARK PAVLIK
Nowadays, I dont have expectations, and this way she beats them all.
JODI PICOULT
We just want to see if we can draw a good crowd. I'm one that likes to try new things.
MYRLE HENRY
Hustlers of the world, there is one Mark you cannot beat: the Mark Inside.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS
I want there to be happily-ever-afters for the fucked-up crowd.
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DALLY SALAD
When he is announced, the crowd really goes nuts.
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Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER
I don't even want to think about the crowd. I just want to focus on the game. It will be fun.
JOY ALLEN
You don't want to disappoint, or feel like you're trying to recreate the magic of something.
EMILY BERRINGTON
I want you to ask yourself the entire time before you meet me, 'Is this really what I want?
BRAD MCKINNISS
What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.
VERNE TROYER
It's a dream come true. I'm just going to continue to work twice as hard now that I've got the oppor...
BRANDON WATSON
Sometimes you dont even want to think aout what people are doing with their groceries.
SARAH DESSEN
The reason I want this contract is I really do enjoy directing the Water Resources Agency. I don't w...
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Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approac...
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Customer service is our highest priority, ... We don't want to commit to opening on an exact date, t...
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With all the finals at the Civic, we had a really good crowd. I thought things went pretty smoothly ...
LYNDELL LINDSEY
We grew up learning to cheer on the underdog because we see ourselves in them.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN
Sometimes becoming drug free has less to do with addiction and more to do with sanity.
SHANE L. KOYCZAN
I tell ya, if you want to disperse a crowd, start spittin' on 'em.
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Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN
As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE
He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL
I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN
Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN
We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN
Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN
Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN
Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN
We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN
When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN