This is one of the nastier installments of Where the Boys Aren't . It's directed by Chi Chi La Rue, and if anyone can get the girls going, it's him.

We're wearing the magic white belts. My boys are playing great and fortunately, the other teams are co-operating.

So far, so good. My boys are playing great and, fortunately, the other teams are co-operating against us. I feel really good right now.

The boys did well considering the tough competition. Our relays really came through.

This is from before she was a porn star, when she was just a horny, little teenager from New Jersey who wanted to be a Vivid Girl, and we have the video to prove it. I think it's some of the best stuff Jules Jordan ever shot. There's stuff shot through a window, it's very voyeuristic. We're re-releasing it because I don't think anyone knows that Jules Jordan shot it… It was the beginning of Jules Jordan and the beginning of Devon.

It started out with just a little bit of sleet, and then a beautiful dropping of nice, big snowflakes. Now, it's all gone.