This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.

When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.