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Hunter S. Thompson

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Coming of age in a fascist police state will not be a barrel of fun for anybody, much less for peopl...
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Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sand...
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Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.
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As for LSD, I highly recommend it. We had a fine, wild weekend and no trouble at all. The feeling it...
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The brutal reality of politics would be probably intolerable without drugs.
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DOUGLAS BRINKLEY
Over the years, we worked on some promising projects that Hunter could do while never leaving the Fa...
JAY COWAN
One of the worst incidents of that era caused no complaints at all: this was a sort of good-natured ...
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OK for now. I enjoyed my quick, high-powered visit over there and look forward to a dead-game replay...
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There are always risks in challenging excessive police power, but the risks of not challengin...
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Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
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My dream dinner party guests would be Ethel Kennedy, Truman Capote and Hunter S. Thompson.
DYLAN PENN
Even now, more than 30 years later, I still judge people on the basis of whether they voted for Jack...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
The proper bookmark for a Hunter Thompson book is a pair of brass knuckles.
JONATHAN HEATT
I feel like I've known Hunter S. Thompson for most of my life. I first encountered him in 1981, ...
TUCKER CARLSON
February was always the cruelest month for Hunter S. Thompson. An avid NFL fan, Hunter traditionally...
DOUGLAS BRINKLEY
This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
TERRY PRATCHETT
People such as Hunter S. Thompson and the Beats were a huge influence on me, not just in what they w...
COREY TAYLOR
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DOUGLAS BRINKLEY
Isaiah Hunter had a tough night. We rode the horses that got us here, but some of them came up limpi...
BLAINE TAYLOR
The city - as the theater of experience, the refuge, the hiding place - has, in turn, been replaced ...
DARRYL PINCKNEY
We could have done better than we did. I don't think any of us were nervous. Hunter is better this y...
ASHLEY MCFARLAND
Throughout our history we have seen the careers of some of the nation's most notable journalists flo...
JANN WENNER
The trouble with the fast lane is that all the movement is horizontal. And I like to go vertical som...
TOM ROBBINS
Every kid has a dream of owning and driving a race car. I have always had a love for cars especially...
CARMELO ANTHONY
I love the fast lane.
EVA GABOR
This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
TERRY PRATCHETT
We are drifting into some ugly parallels here, and if I'd written this kind of thing two years ago I...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Some are secular... Some are frum... If you're holding up traffic in the fast lane.... We all know y...
TROY J. GAINEY
None of us (developers) would be doing what we're doing here if it weren't for Betty Hunter.
JAY ANDREWS
You don't have to drink this," I said, handing him the champagne. "But Sandy might like it".
"N...
JAY COWAN
To stand on the
brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli...
ASK AND IT IS GIVEN
We need to change America's image round the world. America has lost some lustre in terms of how ...
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
About a week earlier I had finished a book (on the Hell's Angels, scheduled this fall by Random Hous...
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I grew up poor in crappy situations... various crappy situations. What kept me sane was reading and ...
COREY TAYLOR
This reminds us that the fight over Net neutrality is even more important. AT&T has already made it ...
MARK COOPER
We've got some people working here because of the ingenuity of the plant managers, ... . . . This co...
A. BUSH
The driver was in my lane and driving really fast, and that was it -- bam, it's over.
CLARK METCALFE
People who drive slow in the left lane on the highway! Are you kidding me? Don't you see everybo...
ROB RIGGLE
It's very fun to be the hunter of the sounds. The hunter of the right energy. And it's not r...
AURORA
He had a harder time helping her out though. He was asleep while she was doing stars. Without wings,...
LAURIE FRANKEL
The experiences that God gave me to go through... which were cocaine, which were extravagant living ...
GARY BUSEY
Many of the folks here are active genealogy and family history buffs, and it's fun for us.
BILL MINISH
I'd like to teach kids how to write songs. This will be my first year so I'm just as green a...
BO BICE
The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Usually it?s a hunter?s responsibility to make sure nobody is in the line of fire.
LAURA RYDER
Twilight, a timid, fawn, went glimmering by, And Night, the dark-blue hunter, followed fast.
GEORGE WILLIAM RUSSELL ("A.E")
Twilight, a timid, fawn, went glimmering by, and Night, the dark-blue hunter, followed fast.
GEORGE WILLIAM RUSSELL
Please be SILENT and LISTEN.
I am the SCHOOLMASTER
and you are in the CLASSROOM.
Just...
PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH
I’ve spent enough time in jackrabbit country to know that most of them lead pretty dull lives . . ...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f...
GEORGE HARRISON
It?s amazing some folks even survived when you look at the destruction.
ROBERT HART
Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory la...
JEFFREY BERNARD
You jeopardize all if move slowly on a fast lane.
TOBA BETA
This was one of our goals. This is what we wanted, to bring Villanova back (to national prominence)....
RANDY FOYE
While both these statements refer to eggs, the main difference between these two rather irking state...
CHRISTINA ENGELA
This is not going to be easy folks, it's not going to be fast. Recovery is a slow, methodical proces...
DAVID PAULISON
He was in the No. 2 lane and just slid. He was probably going too fast.
KELLY BARAGA
This could turn into a hunter vs. non-hunter issue (on both sides of the aisle), as some may feel th...
DAN JOHNSON
I know for a fact we get...some of these folks up here get flooded and shut off.
FRED COLE
It seems like they have a fast line to the door because of the fact they were aligned with the gover...
ELEANOR CHAVEZ
I liked myths. They weren't adult stories and they weren't children's stories. They were better than...
NEIL GAIMAN
Some folks rail against other folks, because other folks have what some folks would be glad of.
HENRY FIELDING
Some folks rail against other folks, because other folks have what some folks would be glad of.
HENRY FIELDING
Right now it rolls the eyes back in your head, it's so fast. It's too fast. There's no need is us go...
MARK MARTIN
I haven't felt like this in a while. There is some unity among us out here. A lot of us have been pl...
EZRA SMITH
There were only like 20 of us bowling down one lane and it was the best time. We decided that we nee...
ROBYN YOUNG
We've had some difficult times around here as a result of hurricanes in the past, but nothing like w...
SANDRA TAYLOR
They have a great fast break. The only other team that has a fast break like that is us, and they ou...
HANNAH TUOMI
It is a moderately fast-moving storm and will be out of here pretty much by Saturday, although there...
DAN ATKIN
I created my lane. No one can ever run my lane because it's mine. I'm the Michael Jackson of...
YOUNG JEEZY
I'm kind of stunned that I skated that fast. Obviously, I wanted to get some medals here, but I had ...
JOEY CHEEK
Our weather folks are telling us we're going to get some rain, but the problem is it will be isolate...
E. LYNN BURKETT
The world changes fast, and a lot of the old country folks have a hard time keeping up with it, and ...
JASON ISBELL
It's like we were moving fast, but here it's like everything is slow.
MICHELLE PERIQUE
My little scam in April '85 went like this: Give me $50,000; here's some names of some peopl...
ALDRICH AMES
For some of these folks, This is the difference between having food on the table or not!
KATHLEEN GMEINER
The fast lane I am flying down is one with no end in sight filled with reckless adventure and paved ...
ASHLEY YOUNG
I'm such a horror geek, comic geek and action figure geek. I'm inspired by so much - from Hu...
COREY TAYLOR
If it's about what I like, I like opera as a music and deathstep and dubstep.
DEYTH BANGER
Nobody's going to win all the time. On the highway of life you can't always be in the fast lane.
HARUKI MURAKAMI
This is what it's all about folks -- knowing who stands with us and knowing who stands against us.
BILL LONDRIGAN
It was a little frustrating because we like a fast, up-tempo pace to the game. We like to fast break...
BRIAN ALEXANDER
More important, it's because God is our only true source of life.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
We've got the fact that the Cadillac was going 45 miles per hour in the fast lane of the highway. .....
STEVE WOLFSON
Economically, many folks don't feel they can afford organic. While this may be true in some case...
WOODY HARRELSON
The idea has been suggested that he wasn't a fast hunter, that he was a carrion feeder. I would desc...
SPENCER LUCAS
We're here all the time, it seems, so this is what brings us close. This is what we like to do, wher...
HARRY HINTEMAN
Music is this divine thing, the closest that we can get to something divine. It's like this inst...
AURORA
It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN
We don't walk. We overeat because we've made it easy to overeat. We have fast-food joints on...
MEHMET OZ
It could be someone outside of the legal judicial field like a Larry Thompson, or it could be a sena...
JAY SEKULOW
Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad’s sardonic mutter of “Where’s a t...
JEANIENE FROST
We'd really like folks to watch us on TV.
SCOTT SIMMS
This was a game we needed early in the season. St. James has an awfully good club and we're tickled ...
HANK FURLOW
Fast food is popular because it's convenient, it's cheap, and it tastes good. But the real c...
ERIC SCHLOSSER
This money and the generosity of these folks are going to be a real blessing to us.
DAN KIBODEAUX
Fast is the way we like it. Fort Lupton's young, but this is the closest anyone has come to us in a ...
ADAM ALIREZ

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Democracy as a system has evolved into something that Thomas Jefferson didn't anticipate.
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February is always a bad month for TV sports. Football is gone, basketball is plodding along in the ...
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Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so cor...
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I felt a tremendous distance between myself and everything real.
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
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We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God sing...
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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman?
Hell no!"
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Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure i...
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History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of history i...
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Buy the ticket take the Ride
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If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would ...
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter aci...
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Good people drink good beer.
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I have learned, in my life and work as a sportswriter, that big-time Sports and big-time Politics ar...
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Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.
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I felt a little guilty about jangling the poor bugger's brains with that evil fantasy. But what the ...
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Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusi...
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Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness ... Fear and Loathing ...
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered f...
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It never got weird enough for me.
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Even now, more than 30 years later, I still judge people on the basis of whether they voted for Jack...
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was doldrums time.
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Be a beachcomber, a Parisian wino, an Italian pimp, or a Danish pervert; but stay away from the Arme...
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Who are these people? These faces? Where did they come from? They look like caricatures of used car ...
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So this is how the world works, all energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet.
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So much for Objective Journalism. Don't bother to look for it here--not under any byline of mine; or...
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I agreed. By this time the drink was beginning to cut the acid and my hallucinations were down to a ...
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On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and t...
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At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards.
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No doubt they all Got What Was Coming To Them. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought ...
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Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.
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Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
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A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstanc...
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A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.
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1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and...
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All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name.

Remembered line from a long-
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The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch...
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It is Autumn, as you know, and things are beginning to die. It is so wonderful to be out in the cris...
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and the sad notes floated out to the
patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly
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I bought a small bottle of beer for fifteen cents and sat on a bench in the clearing, feeling like a...
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No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years p...
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Those of us who have been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts. We wanted strong drink...
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We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the ...
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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pim...
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Fear is just another word for ignorance
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I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
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Some may never live, but the crazy never die
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We were warriors then, and our tribe was strong like a river
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This was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "conciousness expansi...
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Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime...
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Still humping the American Dream
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The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep th...
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Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal...
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Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom...
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My blood is too thick for California: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this clim...
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What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song- right now, at this moment?
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