This is the first time all year. We've been at 10 at couple times, but this time we got down to eight, so now he (coach Nelson) says he will take them out to dinner.
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I talked with Damon at length a couple times and he decided h... JEFF CALLAHAN Larry will dictate his own time when he comes back to coach, whether he comes back or Wednesday or i... JOE GLASS Coach Roberts really worked on us all week to take it one game at a time, really focus on this game ... JACK SCALCUCCI We did this seven, eight months ago. We decided we wanted Clint Swan. He was at the top of our list.... BILL DORULLA Patrick has had some tough draws at state over the past four years. And he did it again this year, b... CRAIG OREN We think that the time that he has spent building this program, at this point we've got to have some... LEE MCELROY Like I said, and I've said this, he's a tremendous coach (Weis). He's a great asset to this team fro... TOM BRADY I don't have any doubts at all how he's going to do here. I realize at the end of the year he could ... BILL ROWE Jeff will tell you his kids can't walk and chew gum at the same time. But when it's time to play, he... BOBBY JOHNS He gave me a couple sweet passes today, ... Those passes were on time and on target, like Jeff (Van ... YAO MING At this time of year, what we want him to do is get some game time and that is what he did. MICK MALTHOUSE We called out to it a couple of times trying to get it to lift its head so we could take its picture... DENNIS BAILEY We brought Jason here to be our leadoff hitter, so we're gonna stick with Plan A. I spoke with the P... KEN MACHA I've been here four years now. It's my time, my team. I knew it was time for me to take over when we... BRANDON ORR They really need this win -- it's desperation time. We're playing at their house, so they're going t... MARSHALL STRICKLAND I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite. SHANE L. KOYCZAN This is probably the biggest game since we won Class B in 1999. This is the first time we have been ... CHARLIE KELLY Coach Williams has been great for us because he is about intensity. Technique is another thing he st... ANTHONY SPENCER He will be tough, but they're all tough at this point. You've got to be mentally prepared for everyb... LUKE MANUEL This is my first year having the same position coach in back-to-back years. It's been kind of tough,... GREG WILKINSON He yelled at me the most. We clashed because he thought I could contribute the most. I appreciate ev... ARMEIN KIRKLAND This is my first year being the head coach, and I've been here three years, but that is the first on... BEN QUILES Coach is on us all the time to share the ball, but we've become a lot better at that. I think a big ... CAMERON LEDFORD I've never had a year like this, ... This is the first time I've had to overcome this many at one ti... CHAMP BAILEY He was the guy we were going to take with our first pick last year. But Dan opted to defer until thi... GREG MOHNS Last year we held the prom for the first time at KOA and it worked out very well so we are holding i... JEFF WURM He's one of the top two power hitters we've ever had here. But the thing that is so unique about him... BOB AMALIA It feels good (to be undefeated). That's the first time I've been taken down from my feet this year.... DAVID PISARCIK Last year we said we would take one game at a time. This time we're willing to go for it all, and ta... CHAD CARLSON Until two days ago what had driven him was the will to survive: deep, animal, full of rage—but alw... PAUL HOFFMAN At first he would ask all the time when he was going home. After awhile he just shut down. GRACE RICHARDS It's been nice to coach an experienced team. We're so far ahead of where we were last year at this t... ROB KITTRELL Coach Zaleski taught me a lot my first year in Louisville, ... I knew the game but from a coaching s... TOMMY JOHNSON It's a tough game. We got them by 10 last time and they got us by 11 this time, so we both improved. DANA ROSS Kenny's done a great job. He's been unlucky. He's made moves and everybody says they're great moves ... KEN WILLIAMS We had eight seniors last year, so leadership was taken care of. But this year was my time to step u... HERB POPE [At the Garden of Olives Monastery] "Why are you all so quiet all the time?" I say, still whisperi... FRANC SMITH Some people could say, well, he's been away from the game and the game has changed. But at the same ... CURTIS GRANDERSON I've won this race three times, so I enjoy being out front. But this is the first time I'll be first... KEITH AILI This is the time of the year when I want to start coming out. At the beginning of the year, I was st... DERRICK REED He broke down behind. We were fourth at the time and I tried to pull him out so he didn't go down in... EDGAR PRADO We were real flat the first 10 minutes. I think we were a little nervous. This is the first time the... DAVE HARACKIEWICZ This is the most we got this year so far. I got seven one time last year. JUSTIN HADWEN The time for them creates a bit of a challenge in the mindset of 'what the heck is going on here,' .... BRIAN JOYCE I think the first year we got down there, it was a new experience for everyone. So we were like, hey... BRITTNEY THOMAS Mark your calendar. Like every year at this time, we all get together and come down and we have a go... KATHY MORGAN You're frustrated; you're a little nervous. We got evacuated last night at 2 p.m., and we came back ... LISA CAMPBELL The first time I lost my teeth was in hockey. I got them knocked out again this year. ERIC ZASTOUPIL We are not coming to any conclusions at this time, ... He [Morris] is a person of interest. He obvio... TODD ANDERSON I haven't been to a clinic this year that wasn't down at least 10 to 25 percent, principally because... DICK RUNDLE I know this program is 100 times better than at this time a year ago, LARRY EUSTACHY I had a couple of discussions with him late last year, early this year. Any time he says he's intere... PATRICK MCENROE The only thing is "we are humans" and the best thing is "humans were born to make mistakes" .. so ch... NEHA KOTHARI It's always tough to win on the road. For the first time this year we were down at halftime. For a t... DON TRENTHAM We've been spending a lot of time this year changing some grips and doing a couple things differentl... CHRIS HARDIN I knew this guy was a bona fide closer, but to see him go out and throw, he is very very good. A lot... SPARKY LYLE At halftime Jeff was chewing him out in the hallway. So he's been coaching him for a long time. BOBBY PETRINO We take it one game at a time, but we're looking down the road, too. This time of the year most team... GARY CRANE We've been working all year toward this. This is the time we're going to go out and show them what w... DAINA PARENT We have so many great scorers that I just got down low in rebounding position and luckily the ball b... JEFF SCHAFER This was the best game we've played all year. The guys understood this was a good Holmes team. Now, ... DAVID ROBBINS He got a tough draw from the start because he got beat a couple times at districts. JEFF STOVER He was good, very good. He made a better coach out of me. The first time we played them, he scored m... LOUIE GOLDEN We could all be doing this next year at this time, MIKE HARRIS He won't see time at running back at all this year. We get enough out of him in other ways and we do... ANTHONY JACKSON While many members of Congress have some reservations, members of Congress by and large have decided... MARTIN FROST I thought we let them get to the basket too easy at times. Becker is a strong player and we knew he ... JOE STASYSZYN Glenn isn't expecting to hold his existing place on the list. He was fairly high last year and he is... WARREN CRAIG What he?s done is reverse his base. He got 85% of the white vote when he was elected first time. Now... ED RENWICK He's back where he belongs. He spent some time on the couch with the psychiatrist and now he is out ... BOB MCINTOSH We're all reeling at this point. We're all deeply saddened with this news. However, I believe that w... HELEN JEPSEN This one fellow I met at the gym. I went out to dinner with him and he said, 'I've been watc... BETH BRODERICK He didn't seem to have any indecision defensively, even though he threw to the wrong base a couple o... JOE TORRE At times you can be so frustrated with yourself or others, that you sadly take it out on the ones wh... AVIS JOHN ... Based on that, we see it and have come to the conclusion that something is wrong and we have to ... PATRICK ROBERTS We have added nobody in the last four years to that department, ... We have an opportunity to fix a ... JOHN DALTON I have seven or eight freshmen girls. All of them will contribute this year, and a couple might be s... GARY HEIDE It's been an interesting year. We all said this is a business, but at the same time we are going to ... DARREN CIOFFI We've got to contain him. It's so important that we know where he is on the field at all times. BENJI SONNICHSEN So this is going to be drill!? DEYTH BANGER It's been a real challenge this year trying to find what buttons to push at the right time. I think ... MARK LEROSE We were told to take anything of a personal nature so I don't think we will be back in, unless someb... LARRY WATRUBA We did not bail out at six, eight, 10 months. We finished the year. We accomplished what we set out ... LEN CRITCHER Coach stressed that a lot after the last time we played them. They beat us on the glass pretty bad t... FRANK RUSSELL My father has positional vertigo, and if he flies he gets really dizzy, so he has to drive out to Ca... BEN AFFLECK We felt that at this time it's something that we couldn't rely on to hold up through the entire seas... DAVE NONIS We are fortunate to have good strikers at this club and Nelson is one of them. We decided to start h... THOMAS SCHAAF I am very excited about the opportunity to become a head coach, and it's even more special to have t... DONNIE TYNDALL He's healthy. He's probably a lot healthier now than he was a year ago at this time. He was fighting... ERIC PRICE Six to eight weeks. That's tough. He was down at first. I think he was worried about [the recruiting... BLANDA WOLFE Last year she wasn't really prepared, so I look at this time as the first and last time to race agai... HITOMI NIIYA
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JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r... JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t... JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma... JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h... JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert... JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t... JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks... JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see.... JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY