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This is the one day of the year when people go out of their way to make someone laugh through tricks, practical jokes, or gags. What we're looking for is someone who is innovative, creative, and original in their desire to make people laugh. The intention of their prank, gag, or trick should be funny and playful, and not harmful in any way.


Valerie Pontbriand

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ali pruzamo to pogresnim ljudima.
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VALERIE PLAME He still has some working documents to sort out before we can offer him a contract, but we certainly...
VALERIE WILDER The male function is to produce sperm. We now have sperm banks.
VALERIE SOLANAS We had a spectacular turnout this year, far better than we could ever have imagined. We've had a ver...
VALERIE OSBORN The Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty, which in 1996 set out to ban nuclear tests, is an importa...
VALERIE PLAME Whatever you think of Trump, I think most people would agree he is impulsive, and we certainly have ...
VALERIE PLAME I'm not really into alternative country - I'm into Patsy Cline, who lived down the street fr...
VALERIE JUNE I am angry when I hear things like Cheney whispering into Bush's ear on the way to Obama's i...
VALERIE PLAME It opened a lot of people's eyes. That day, people here realized how essential information technolog...
VALERIE ROBERTSON I counsel my clients to pull one [report] each quarter.
VALERIE SHERWOOD When an issue is so fraught with partisanship, a special counsel provides some modicum of transparen...
VALERIE PLAME Were from a world where if you never ask it's always a No
VALERIE WALKER Normally, activities like that are not something that would be enough to agitate a nest.
VALERIE FELLOWS Many people confuse “chronic fatigue” (which is a symptom of many chronic conditions, including ...
VALERIE FREE They also had a guest choir from Malden, Massachusetts, and the featured soloist with the choir was ...
VALERIE CUNNINGHAM According to the 2000 'Report of the U.N. Scientific Committee on the Effects of Atomic Radiatio...
VALERIE PLAME As humans have a prior right to existence over dogs by virtue of being more highly evolved and havin...
VALERIE SOLANAS I've been working with Global Zero. They are a great organization leading the resistance against...
VALERIE PLAME I expect the closest she got was something like Venice.
VALERIE STEELE I have been striving for this all season. Getting this last one meant a lot to me. Now I can focus o...
VALERIE BLOUNT I will never be the same. Never. He took something away from me, mentally and physically.
VALERIE AERNI I think this was a victory for all the employees at the Oregon State Hospital.
VALERIE AERNI I still have dreams of being beaten up. I'm not the same person, and I never will be. He has changed...
VALERIE AERNI If I lose this, we all lose. Everyone would be more vulnerable.
VALERIE AERNI If we could get to the point where we're the suppliers of the lettuce, that would be a great thing.
VALERIE ROBINSON Every Latter-day Saint is a feminist by virtue of being a member.
VALERIE HUDSON Sentiment remains fragile... We are still waiting for signs that companies are rebuilding margins an...
VALERIE PLAGNOL [Fitzgerald charged that Libby told FBI agents and the grand jury that] he was at the tail end of a ...
VALERIE PLAME That was the one major factor that, when they discontinued its use, the numbers recovered.
VALERIE FELLOWS Having a few pairs of boots, which can go with a variety of lengths, is really functional.
VALERIE STEELE Joe was being called a liar and a traitor; I'm being accused of nepotism, of being a glorified s...
VALERIE PLAME Two other highly vocal FMSF Advisory Board members are Dr Elizabeth Loftus and Professor Richard Ofs...
VALERIE SINASON Families go to the ballpark, so why not bring the dog?
VALERIE KOTYS To those who are struggling. To talk about a struggle, you're likely to forget about it. To be shown...
VALERIE OWENS