This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

At my age flowers scare me.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.