This is true love... you think this happens everyday?

As you wish' of course what he really ment was, 'i love you

Correction, Sonny: true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce and tomato, when the mutton is nice and lean...they're so perky, I love that. But that's not what he said!

I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!

You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard; how marvelous.

You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.