This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. -Henny Youngman.
HENNY YOUNGMAN When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
EDWARD ABBEY The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequentl...
JAMES THURBER Who hath a Wolfe for his mate, needes a Dog for his man.
GEORGE HERBERT The man who talks to his wife about his dog instead of singing a love song is a wise man.
VIKRANT PARSAI To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
ALDOUS HUXLEY To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs.
ALDOUS HUXLEY Who's the bigger person in the end? The man who allows his dog to do what he does or the dog, who gi...
BRUCE DERN He tied it to his dog tags, which were tied to the belt loop in his pocket.
CHRIS GREEN I think his heart was hurting more than his hands were, because his dog was so precious to him.
MARK OLIVER The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
MARK TWAIN The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's
MARK TWAIN A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around ...
TOMMY COOPER No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark.
NATHANIEL MACON Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.
JUNE CARTER He fired his weapon, striking the dog and causing the dog to release the person.
CAPT. TODD PENY He fired his weapon, striking the dog and causing the dog to release the person.
CAPT. TODD PENEY As dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to this folly.
BIBLE The Dog and the Shadow
A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, sa...
AESOP When a man tries to communicate with an animal, there's a relationship between them, and you gen...
DAVID SELTZER Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?
SAINT BASIL I have to go see a man about a dog...
DAVID MAHONEY When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem
EDWARD ABBEY A simple fuck is one thing, but let a man sleep with you just once and he thinks he can bring his do...
MICHEL FABER Using a dog as a narrator has limitations and it has advantages. The limitations are that a dog cann...
GARTH STEIN I am his Highness dog at Kew; pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
ALEXANDER POPE I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
ALEXANDER POPE Every dog must have his day.
JONATHAN SWIFT My childhood was spent with dogs, and I work with dogs surrounding me. This relationship is hardly u...
DAVID WROBLEWSKI A man has his distinctive personal scent which his wife, his children and his dog can recognize. A c...
W. H. AUDEN A dog in a kennel barks at his fleas; a dog hunting does not notice them
PROVERB I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
ALEXANDER POPE My dog's name is Tucker, and his DNA is unidentifiable and suspect.
BRUCE CAMERON But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?
WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS They call me the dog man.
JEFF ULSAMER His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.
THOMAS CAMPBELL When the man was disgraced and told to go away, he was allowed to ask all the animals whether any of...
RICHARD ADAMS Sam came home and packed up his shoes and some extra clothes and took them to him. Sam even took ext...
LINDA MULLEADY Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at th...
MARK TWAIN A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart.
J.R. ACKERLEY Then said Abishai the son of Zeruiah unto the king, Why should this dead dog curse my lord the king?...
BIBLE When you're dealing with a dog this size, you have to be the alpha dog.
ANDREA JARRELL A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.
KAREN DAVISON This boy needs a dog.
What makes you say that?
He needs someone or something to play with ...
KENT HARUF A Blue Dog, you know, is the opposite of a yellow dog. And a yellow dog was somebody who was willing...
MIKE THOMPSON Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in o...
ANDRES SEGOVIA The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour per...
W. BRUCE CAMERON The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour per...
BRUCE CAMERON No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more hon...
GENE HILL I do not know whether it came from his own innate depravity or from the promptings of his master, bu...
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in th...
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in th...
WINSTON S. CHURCHILL Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in th...
WINSTON CHURCHILL You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
STEVE JOBS Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that
man can have in this selfish world...
GEORGE GRAHAM VEST A loose pit bull and another smaller dog rushed up to us from a neighboring yard. The normal sniffin...
BOB SCHERMACHER The Mischievous Dog
A dog used to run up quietly to the heels of everyone he met, and to bite them w...
AESOP The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the co...
GORDON KORMAN I do honour the very flea of his dog.
BEN JONSON Like a bullet out of a gun. His big paws had caught the dog before the dog could even flinch.
MICHAEL GRANT Here we have a man who did all he could for his company and was thrown out. But a dog will repay loy...
JOYCE BROTHERS The Scottish Executive would be more honest if they'd given Tom Shaw a white stick anda guide dog, t...
SANDRA BROWN We make it mandatory: wherever they go, that dog must be with them.
HELEN ARNOLD It is the job of the dog trainer to summon the dog's genetics, not to impose man's will over...
DONALD MCCAIG Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, ...
ANDRES SEGOVIA The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to fe...
WARREN BENNIS The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to fe...
WARREN G. BENNIS You can't surprise a man with a dog.
CINDY CHUPACK Casper, she said someone has to hold your leash.”
The dog barked.
Then he dipped his hea...
BRIGID KEMMERER Minerva, kindly go to Hagrid's house, where you will find a large black dog sitting in the pumpkin p...
J.K. ROWLING What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Without commitment, you are like a dog chasing his tail.
JOHN DI LEMME But where's the wild dog that has praised his fleas?
WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The Traveler and His Dog
A Traveler about to set out on a journey saw his Dog stand at the door stre...
AESOP Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in o...
ANDRE SEGOVIA If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also
RUSSIAN PROVERB No matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor, but honest.
BERTRAND RUSSELL He is not an American Kennel Club dog who needs to prove his breed.
DAVID LANE A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But
a pig will look you straight in t...
UNATTRIBUTED AUTHOR A dog – a collie – went up to Eric, looked up at his face, and growled.
“Shoo,” Eric s...
CHARLAINE HARRIS Our dog kind of got a little jumpy ... and the dogs went to kind of say hello and he swung his stick...
AMANDA OGDEN Minerva, kindly go down to Hagrid’s house, where you will find a large black dog sitting in the pu...
J.K. ROWLING Obviously he lives with his dogs and takes good care of them, they are much better off with him than...
FRANCESCA CANTALINI (Police) formed a perimeter in the area, were just sort of watching the dog as he roamed around the ...
COURTNEY YOUNG The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.
WINIFRED CARRIERE A man who graduated high in his class at Yale Law School and made partnership in a top law firm woul...
BARBRA STREISAND The Dog in the Manger
A dog lay in a manger, and by his growling and snapping prevented the oxen fr...
AESOP The owner has to know what kind of DVD will excite his or her dog.
ROBSON MARINHO Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the...
MIKE MILLS Some philosophers can't bear to say simple things, like "Suppose a dog bites a man." They feel oblig...
DANIEL C. DENNETT They were concerned about health violations, but it's a Seeing Eye dog, so where the owner goes, the...
ANGELO VAUGHN If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you...
MARK TWAIN I loved Duncan and I loved being his mother but I wasn't sure I was prepared to be only his mother. ...
JENNIFER BELLE We have to defend the Dog House. If we can't go undefeated through the season, we'll go undefeated i...
ANJESSA EVANS She's a very tough, calm, sensible dog. This dog lives this terrific life in California. All I used ...
BO BENGTSON This dog, yesterday morning, we didn't think it was going to survive an hour. We were very concerned...
DENNIS MCCULLOUGH The love of a dog for his master is notorious; as an old writer quaintly says, A dog is the only thi...
DR. LAUDER LINDSAY What a dog I got. His favourite bone is in my arm!
UNKNOWN One dog barks at something and a hundred bark at his sound
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