This market is going to fool the greatest number of people by doing what it's not supposed to do.

I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.

That's who we are. We do not try to fool people.

You don't fight an unfriendly Fed.

Judge Butch [Robert] Childers [Circuit Court, Division 9] works his butt off. He's gone the extra mile. I get bothered when I see a judge giving 110 percent on the job and then see false statistics being reported. It falls under the heading of no good deed goes unpunished.

I find it incredulous that you can take a two-year bear market in the Dow and reverse it in two days, ... So I'm not sure this is too sustainable past another day or so before the money flows back into Nasdaq.