This nation is comprised of a 73% Caucasian majority; 230 million Americans, each of whom - admittedly - know exactly one African American person. Her name is Oprah.

I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. “No way!” Was I sexually active? “Nope!” Had I ever been molested? “Well,” I said, trying to make a joke, “Oprah says the only answers to that question are ‘Yes’ and ‘I don’t remember.’ ” I laughed. We were having fun. The nurse looked at me, concerned/annoyed.

Don't worry about becoming successful but work toward being significant and the success will naturally follow.

Le Tub is a Miami oceanside restaurant that uses old bath tubs and toilets as decoration. If you're really lucky, you get a table by the water where you can see the manatees as they swim by. Someone once told me that it was one of Oprah's favorite restaurants, but seriously, Oprah has a lot of favorite things--it all sounds like lies at this point.

By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life.

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