This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.



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I think she'll bring a whole new look, a whole new feel to this place.
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Aye, well, I've got my garden.
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I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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He arched a brow. ...
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I think the sidekick makes the number one look good.
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I think flower makes you look more beautiful than a gold chain.
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MAGGIE PETERSON
No toys in the fish tank

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This is what a place like this does to you. It makes you put words in the beaks of chickens.
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And then,...
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He tilted his head to the right. “I believe she’s off rooti...
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“Dorian ...
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Like freshly cut roses,
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I'm sure I look like a drowned cat."
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I scowle...
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Anne glowed.
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Think Tank, noun: The shower.
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This tiger is sprawled
So still and so flat,
A question arises
When glancing thereat....
BILL WATTERSON
[The show, set in the fictional North Carolina town of Mayberry, was originally meant to take place]...
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At least I don't look like a Christmas tree."
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Look them... look this black hoodies... they are having fun... why you don't try also?

(D...
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But words are things, and a small drop of ink,
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...
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None of this makes any sense."
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Your...
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bu...
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I look at you
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Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."
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As it so happens, I like your mouth."

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I don't think there is any place in Stark County or Summit County like this.
BRENDA JACKSON
It's















...
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This inhuman place makes human monsters.
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I tend to like the most basic pieces with the perfect fit and fabric, like a simple tank.
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You smoke?”
“Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot?
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The clarity of perception
makes reality look as it is.
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Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!
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