Those guys are my friends. I have a lot of love for them. Every time I see them of course I am going to say hello. We are like family.


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John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take he...
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Plans are being discussed as to who will replace Dick Cheney if he has to resign for health reasons....
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Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or eve...
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Newsweek reported that 87 Congressman are currently having affairs. In fact, that is why they have r...
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The Pentagon said today they're sending another 100,000 troops into the Gulf. We have 250,000 there ...
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Tip flying in the winter: Book an afternoonflight. The airport security personell has warmed their h...
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The Bush administration has apparently approved a plan to oust Saddam Hussein. I think that's Presid...
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Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy wit...
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According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White Hou...
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President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq....
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All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.
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I’m a great believer in low self-esteem. Self-esteem is great for actors and criminals. I assume e...
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Marriage is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.
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Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $...
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Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'
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Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is now facing a kind of personal dilemma. She can't decide whether to...
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In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and th...
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Politics is just show business for ugly people
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President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style dem...
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I believe this is a governor who is a libertarian,
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Today represents another milestone toward the fulfillment of the American dream for thousands of les...
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Do what we know is in our hearts, ... Make sure all Californians, all California's children and fami...
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I believe this is a governor who at his core is a libertarian on issues of social matters, ... and t...
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, ...
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John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shu...
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There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, ...
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The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a we...
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' ...
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Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of...
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
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A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, ...
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My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
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Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back togethe...
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