Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.

There are no miracles on Mondays.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Failure to shed tears is a failure to live life fully. And the one thing that life requires of us all is to live it. Never be embarrassed by your ability to be alive.

Time is the wave upon the shore. It takes some things away, but it brings other things.

I have a choice. That’s why I’m still here.