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dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
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Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
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Im still runnin against the wind
Well Im older now and still
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Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
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(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
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Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
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Im very nurturing.
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What one has wished for in youth, in old age one has in
abundance.
[Ger., Was man in der Jugend w...
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Okay.
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the sentence im reading is terrific ...
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Im still betting on you. - Cinna.
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BOB SHIMP Im finally glad to see this move forward,
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Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her
ERNEST HEMINGWAY![]()
They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?
JODI PICOULT Im Holding onto What i Hope Will Keep You by My side
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50 CENT revolver under my bed as im pouring liquor out
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Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt.
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KRIS DRAPER I wasn't an oldie-but-goodie. I was an old failure. Now it feels like everything's about to start.
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MEGYN KELLY At 21 years old, I could produce 400 people like that.
EDDIE PEREZ![]()
Let old ones go. Dont be a memory-monger!
Once you were young──now you are even younger.
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Now for good lucke, cast an old shooe after mee.
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JULIE GOLD Hail! Thou as victor crowned. [Ger., Heil dir im Siegerkranz.]
B.G. SCHUMACHER Hackers have discovered IM; it's the new playground for them.
ANDREW LOCHART You'll never find another like me because im the original.
RACHEL W![]()
Gerechtigkeit gibt es in der Hölle. Im Himmel herrscht Gnade.
JULI ZEH Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.
ROSS LYNCH![]()
Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
FRANCIS BACON Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
ATHENAEUS Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
ATHENAEUS Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
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BIBLE
NERISSA IRVING Now I am an old hag, I get to play much more interesting characters.
JOAN GREENWOOD
Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu... ARTEMUS WARD
dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo... KURT COBAIN That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.
BRUCE SHUMAKER
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart. ROBERT GOTTLIEB
Im okay Im okay now.But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ Now that I am alone, I don't have to hide it; I don't have to hide anything any longer. I can let my...
ROALD DAHL I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Im still runnin against the windWell Im older now and still
Against the wind
BOB SEGER
Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life. JOHN DAVID ANDERSON All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY My doctor said I dont use the same side of the brain everyone else uses. lol.. Im insane laawwwwdd ....
NERISSA IRVING Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
AL JOURGENSEN I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in th...
SCARLETT JOHANSSON Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten.
CARSTEN K. RATH When the Sun comes up a Lion awakens he knows that he must outrun the slowest Gazelle or he will sta...
AN OLD AFRICAN PROVERB
Dont strew me with roses after Im dead. When Death claims the light of my brow,No flowers of life wi... THOMAS F. HEALEY Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG)
(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person ... HOMER SIMPSON when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
KIERRA C.T. BANKS Im trending therefore I am.
EDWARD SQUIRE
Don't run away. Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA
I was an old man when I was 12; and now I am an old man, AND IT'S SPLENDID! THORNTON WILDER sometimes the whole internet and world also seems the whole piece of mud, and it kills me... but i d...
SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST [Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart,
JAMES FORD
Im very nurturing. TAMARA ECCLESTONE
What one has wished for in youth, in old age one has in
abundance.
[Ger., Was man in der Jugend w... JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE
Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. One, who chews the food till it become liquid, may not require to take liquid diet in old age.
DR HITESH C SHETH Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY
Okay. JOHN GREEN The benefits of IM are undeniable for businesses, yet the security risks and challenges are paramoun...
CHRIS SHIPLEY I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall...
SELENA GóMEZ
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "Savior of 'is country... RUDYARD KIPLING A year or so ago I went through all the people in my life and asked myself: does this person inspire...
MENA SUVARI Her personality kind of sucks, ... The one thing that she has is her cuteness, and she picks up on t...
MENA SUVARI Sometimes I don't feel like the person that I'm supposed to be. I don't feel like I deserve any of t...
MENA SUVARI Especially if the players coming in are 21 years old as freshmen. If you've got an 18-year-old, even...
LELE FOROOD She's an old rust bucket now.
BRAD LONG Im not your biggest girly girl.
MAGGIE SIFF Think about visual IM (instant messaging).
RON GARRIQUES Im in the state of Imbroglio
NOBLE DA GENIUS
the sentence im reading is terrific ... J.D. SALINGER
Im still betting on you. - Cinna. SUZANNE COLLINS Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i...
ED GOLOD This old fart can still get there. But I don't even care. As long as we win, I don't care where the ...
COREY DILLON you really think im happy what just because i smile haha thats a joke is the devil good just because...
AMBER FAITH HUN That's an old saying I just made up
KENNY LOGGINS
Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr... HARRY S TRUMAN I think Im going to run for President when I'm 35. Black, Women, and long locs...Lord help them. I w...
NERISSA IRVING Today my mouth is bigger than my heart. Sorry seems to be the hardest word. But, I'm sorry. I Love Y...
FEMALE IMAGINATION When you take your step your dream comes true,you see the sky with fluffy clouds you take your breat...
SELENA GóMEZ Im 5 ft 1 ½. That bonus ½ is just as important because every little bit matters
JANNA CACHOLA
It's not as though you're an old school friend of mine, Cynthia. YOKO ONO
firestar: jayfeather what does mallow look like?jayfeather: i dont know, ive never seen any
ERIN HUNTER YOU. ARE. PERFECT. You are. Im talking to YOU. and dont you dare think otherwise...embrace the entit...
KAIDEN BLAKE We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system...
BOB SHIMP Im finally glad to see this move forward,
JIM RICE
Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her ERNEST HEMINGWAY
They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out? JODI PICOULT Im Holding onto What i Hope Will Keep You by My side
DALLAS GREEN the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi
NICK HILL Beware the Asian Bear!!
MICHAEL IM We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ...
CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ...
DALLY SALAD
HAG, n. An elderly lady whom you do not happen to like; sometimes called, also, a hen, or cat. Old w... AMBROSE BIERCE [Considering that a Pew Internet study in July found that three-quarters of online teens use IM, the...
JUSTIN YOUNG Im a trackstar running thru life, chasing my dream.
50 CENT revolver under my bed as im pouring liquor out
NOBLE DA GENIUS Life is Like a Piano,, and Im Playing Beethoven...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) One, two, three, Im gon be crazy and free.
NICK
Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt. KANYE WEST Cheli! The old fart. That's why he keeps playing -- he wanted that title.
KRIS DRAPER I wasn't an oldie-but-goodie. I was an old failure. Now it feels like everything's about to start.
BETTYE LAVETTE Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.
MEGYN KELLY At 21 years old, I could produce 400 people like that.
EDDIE PEREZ
Let old ones go. Dont be a memory-monger!Once you were young──now you are even younger.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
Old soldiers never die; they just fade away. And like the old soldier in that ballad, I now close my... DOUGLAS MACARTHUR
Now for good lucke, cast an old shooe after mee. JOHN HEYWOOD Now for good luck, cast an old shoe after me
PROVERB Im an animal love, but I don't have the smarts to be a vet, or the heart to have been a vet caus...
JULIE GOLD Hail! Thou as victor crowned. [Ger., Heil dir im Siegerkranz.]
B.G. SCHUMACHER Hackers have discovered IM; it's the new playground for them.
ANDREW LOCHART You'll never find another like me because im the original.
RACHEL W
Gerechtigkeit gibt es in der Hölle. Im Himmel herrscht Gnade. JULI ZEH Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.
ROSS LYNCH
Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. FRANCIS BACON Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
ATHENAEUS Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
ATHENAEUS Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
FRANCIS BACON SR. I dont believe in luck. Ive only ever felt lucky finding God and even that was not by chance.
MEG NEZAJ Im making my own history, so if you're willing to make your own , you would be better prepare yourse...
PETER ALMOJUELA CHRISTENSEN Forsake not an old friend, for the new is not comparable unto him. A new friend is as new wine: when...
BIBLE Forsake not an old friend; for the new is not comparable to him: a new friend is as new wine; when...
BIBLE
