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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
WOODY ALLEN I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.
DOROTHY DAY If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.
SHMUEL YOSEF AGNON If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY The holy man, though he be distressed, does not eat food mixed with wickedness. The lion, though h...
SASKYA PANDITA There must always be two kinds of art: escape-art, for man needs escape as he needs food and deep sl...
W.H. AUDEN As good almost kill a man as kill a good book; who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, God's im...
JOHN MILTON He's free to do what he chooses. But you cannot give any food or beverage to the public without a pe...
CINDY FUNKHOUSER Chinese people as consumers, while they've always valued food and beverage for the health food q...
JENNY SHIPLEY You MUST do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated.
FAYDRA D. FIELDS You don't have to have a million followers to make an impact on one.
FAYDRA D. FIELDS Do not forget, some give little, and it is much for them, others give all, and it costs them no effo...
KNUT HAMSUN Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidit...
WERNER HERZOG We always assume that people hate Us. That's not always the case. People hate what we Do...whether i...
MITTA XININDLU If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Woody Allen sets are very quiet. Extraordinary sense of power from a man who doesn't do anything...
F. MURRAY ABRAHAM He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he who does not cannot be ot...
HENRY DAVID THOREAU It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL It's when we're starving that we only have food for thought.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT There is so much great product and food that can be used for other things that is going into he tras...
KARL BENKO All development is deliberate. It's not just the hotel rooms but the meeting space, the food and bev...
BOB SCHULZ Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN New Zealand's food and beverage industry is the lynchpin of the country's prosperity. Which ...
ANTHONY PRATT Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN We may not go as frequently as we do now. But the food is extremely worth driving for.
LINDA DOYLE I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA Taking food alone tends to make one hard and coarse. Those accustomed to it must lead a Spartan life...
WALTER BENJAMIN My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG With rising population comes increased demand for food and this demand must be met everyday. Who wil...
SOTONYE ANGA Man seeks to learn, and man kills himself because of the loss of cohesion in his religious society; ...
EMILE DURKHEIM It was obvious to me that CJ with her catering and food and beverage background was perfect for this...
BILL HORN Full year profits will be helped by sustained strong growth in other core sectors like transportatio...
KRISHAN BALENDRA Es curioso cómo el pensamiento incurre en lo inverosímil, cómo se lo permite momentáneamente, c�...
JAVIER MARíAS Kids are never the problem. They are born scientists. The problem is always the adults. They beat th...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON Never be perplexed by someone's thoughts, be amazed by the fact that they do not think.
TAURUS MORGAN It's a troubling paradox - I have total control, but only to the extent I have control over myself.
BLAKE CROUCH I suppose there won't be any Mexican food in the whites-only homeland,' I said.
Hm, I'd never ...
LOUIS THEROUX Breast-feeding babies digest food more rapidly and need to feed more frequently. That's tiring for m...
PAT MCGOVERN You know what I really love the most in life? Food. Yep, just food. I love the cooking of food, the ...
STEVE BIVANS Man cannot survive except through his mind. He comes on earth unarmed. His brain is his only weapon....
AYN RAND New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
J. G. HOLLAND God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
JOSIAH GILBERT HOLLAND God gives every bird its food, but he does not throw it into the nest
JOSIAH GILBERT HOLLAND Not even a suicide does away with himself out of desperation, he considers the act so long and so de...
SOREN KIERKEGAARD I do not knowingly kill any living thing - including insects or rodents - and I thank my food for su...
JOAN JETT You can only expect "fast-food" and not "food" if you getting married in 21st century!
PRAVIN PRAJAPATI For us to have food on our table, farmers must remain in business and continue to grow our food
SOTONYE ANGA Corky and Lenny's had a responsibility to its customers to serve food that was safe for human consum...
WILLIAM MARLER Imagine a world without words! Imagine a world without thoughts! Imagine a world without actions! If...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's a...
DAVID LETTERMAN What bothers me is that there is so much emphasis on food, rather than gathering and meeting - so th...
ALAIN DE BOTTON A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there ...
ALTON BROWN a. The chocolate in six (6) 100 gram subsamples contains an average of 60 or more insect fragments p...
FDA FOOD REGULATIONS I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT Man is not only a contributory creature, but a total creature; he does not only make one, but he is ...
JOHN DONNE The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body.
PAT BUCHANAN I think that there are excellent and poor thinking habits just as there are healthy and unhealthy ea...
CRISS JAMI In fact, if one person is unkind to an animal it is considered to be cruelty, but where a lot of peo...
RUTH HARRISON The truth is this: People that give you focus, energy and anger do care. If you were nothing then yo...
SHANNON L. ALDER If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.
BISHOP ROBERT SOUTH If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.
ROBERT SOUTH The man who kills a man kills a man.
The man who kills himself kills all men.
As far as he...
G.K. CHESTERTON Malcolm: A karate master does not kill people with his bare hands. He does not lose his temper and k...
MICHAEL CRICHTON There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.
ROBERT B. FLEMING A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he parti...
LEO TOLSTOY [But it doesn't end there.] Guests will pay more for food and beverage and the use of fitness facili...
BJORN HANSON Rev. Kofi saw that there were thousands of orphaned children, but there was no food, no place for th...
JUDY ELKINS One man may not kill. If he kills a fellow-creature, he is a murderer. If two, ten, a hundred men do...
LEO TOLSTOY shouting about how he did not want his future children to be eating sushi and fancy French food - he...
RENEE ZELLWEGER Food is not your remedy for problems. Food is not going to change your life. If you are lonely, food...
JEAN NIDETCH Top chefs will indeed be a part of our food and beverage program. We are in the process of consultin...
GORDON ABSHER I don't know why he chose to post that. There was sufficient food and water in that hospital for at ...
HARRY ANDERSON If rich food can kill, people live dangerously here.
ALICE FURLAND My guess is they are looking for food, and there are not many alewives around. The fact they are eat...
DAVID JUDE Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
WALT KELLY Some love too little, some too long, Some sell, and others buy; Some do the deed with many tears, An...
OSCAR WILDE I only come out for food.
BLAIR HOLDEN Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed... I think food is, actually, very beautiful in i...
DELIA SMITH Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid.....
RAYMOND CHANDLER Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. ...
REBECCA HARDING DAVIS A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is
persecuted; he must also be right.
STEPHEN JAY GOULD Any healthy man can go without food for two days -- but not without poetry.
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE Any healthy man can go without food for two days, but not without poetry
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love or exercise.
HANS SELYE Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love or exercise.
DR. HANS SELYE I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH Neither does man have gills for living in a water environment; yet it is not sinful to explore the d...
WALTER LANG Why does a man cry? he wondered. Not like a woman; not for that. Not for sentiment. A man cries over...
PHILIP K. DICK Asian food is very easy to like because it hits your mouth very differently than European food does....
TOM COLICCHIO food should not only satisfy hunger, it should feed the soul, nourish the body and delight the sense...
KARISTA BENNETT There is more than enough food, water, fuel and so on to satisfy the actual needs of everyone on the...
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