Through their play Barbara imagined their lives as adults. They used the dolls to reflect the adult world around them. They would sit and carry on conversations, making the dolls real people.


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Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I had heard my brothers and sisters use curse words but had never dared use one myself in front of a...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I write every day weekdays for about 5 hours, mostly longhand on legal pads. It has gotten neither h...
DANIEL HANDLER
Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.
DANIEL HANDLER
I can cook anything.
DANIEL HANDLER
I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat...
DANIEL HANDLER
I like writing for movies. It's nice to be alone working on fiction in your room, and then it...
DANIEL HANDLER
I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming i...
DANIEL HANDLER
I was not a particularly brave child, I think, because I had a narrative mind, because my mind autom...
DANIEL HANDLER
I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working.
DANIEL HANDLER
You see failed vocabulary in the adult world so often, and it's often because once you reach a c...
DANIEL HANDLER
I'm always interested to see what films are made of books. I kind of don't participate as a ...
DANIEL HANDLER
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the ...
DANIEL HANDLER
There's times where you think, 'Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?&...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I like being able to, you know, pack up and leave the country and hop on a plane and go wherever I w...
CHELSEA HANDLER
People are following me because they want to see pictures of me. So why is Instagram editing them?
CHELSEA HANDLER
I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That...
CHELSEA HANDLER
We women have to stick together.
CHELSEA HANDLER
I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were...
CHELSEA HANDLER
There's a difference between racism and people making a joke about something. There is true raci...
CHELSEA HANDLER
There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves ...
CHELSEA HANDLER
If you're really looking to hurt somebody's feelings, just break up with them.
CHELSEA HANDLER
'The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous in...
DANIEL HANDLER
The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wo...
DANIEL HANDLER
I love your personality," I said with wide eyes and an open smile. I had used this look before when ...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous...
CHELSEA HANDLER
He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defendin...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I'm not a big turkey fan, but my husband loves it. Thanksgiving is his favorite meal.
RUTH REICHL
The ground we walk on, the plants and creatures, the clouds above constantly dissolving into new for...
RUTH BERNHARD
My idea of management is that what your job is as the boss is to find really good people and empower...
RUTH REICHL
Why do we have to have violence, torture, brutality in crime dramas every time we turn on television...
RUTH RENDELL
Both my parents had strokes. My father had several, but the last one was fatal. It's a horribly ...
RUTH RENDELL
If the door is nailed shut, and you're 'Leaning In,' you're just going to get bruise...
RUTH PORAT
I live in a beautiful part of British Columbia, and I run through the rainforest. I do have to look ...
RUTH OZEKI
How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?
BABE RUTH
Paris ain't much of a town.
BABE RUTH
Baseball changes through the years. It gets milder.
BABE RUTH
Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.
BABE RUTH
All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill.
BABE RUTH
If I'd just tried for them dinky singles I could've batted around .600.
BABE RUTH
I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand...
BABE RUTH
Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that&#...
BABE RUTH
All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it...
BABE RUTH
If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery.
BABE RUTH
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobac...
BABE RUTH
Gee, its lonesome in the outfield. It's hard to keep awake with nothing to do.
BABE RUTH
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
BABE RUTH
Let me show you how it's done... Loser!
BABE RUTH