Times like these you wish you didn't manufacture such large pills to swallow...Because you become your own patient and you realize how cruel of a doctor you are.

It's always hard to swallow your own pill. Oh well, bottoms up.

You inject yourself into a society simply because you reside there, only to find that the reason you were never injected is because you aren't the prescription. In this manner, you will either be abused, or discarded. Please, stay sterile and refrigerated until needed.

I give great advice, few ask for it.

You know...My mother told me...very often, at that - to be the absolute BEST at WHATEVER I did with my life. You've no idea how much that stuck with me.

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"