I was an umpire at little league softball games. I only lasted a few games because I wasn't one ...
KATE MCKINNON I grew up with a pet iguana named Willy. We had a very contentious relationship. It turns out that i...
KATE MCKINNON Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.
KATE MCKINNON What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady.
KATE MCKINNON I just like playing unique characters that I love.
KATE MCKINNON There was just a lot of comedy on the TV in the house, and my parents are both very funny.
KATE MCKINNON That's the one criteria I have - I can't do an impression of someone I don't like.
KATE MCKINNON I have no skills. I'm bad at most things.
KATE MCKINNON I hate the feeling of having hair on my neck.
KATE MCKINNON I love Jared Hess' movies. He's such a weirdo and such a nice, funny guy.
KATE MCKINNON I've been a big astrophysics nut since I was 12. I have always had a real soft spot for the biza...
KATE MCKINNON I always wanted to live alone for a month in a lakeside cabin. In my fantasy, I enter a state of per...
KATE MCKINNON I started watching 'SNL' when I was thirteen or so; those were the Molly Shannon/Ana Gasteye...
KATE MCKINNON I worked as a telemarketer for an SAT-prep company. That was the worst of it, because I had to call ...
KATE MCKINNON Progress, real progress, makes me cry harder than anything. When the world itself grows.
KATE MCKINNON A good impression is sort of a juxtaposition of disparate elements.
KATE MCKINNON For an impression, I just find that I can do a lot of the people I love without much research, becau...
KATE MCKINNON I only come up with things when I am talking to myself, which I do constantly. The sidewalk and the ...
KATE MCKINNON I pride myself on being tragically uncool.
KATE MCKINNON Getting recognized on the street is fine, but I never really wanted to be famous.
KATE MCKINNON If you asked me to seriously kiss someone on a screen, I would be very uncomfortable. But I will lic...
KATE MCKINNON I admire my boss, Lorne Michaels. He never stops producing. I think, for him, comedy is a tool of co...
KATE MCKINNON I tried for a short time to be something I wasn't, and had no success with it. It's a practi...
KATE MCKINNON I was just never discouraged from doing something wacky like trying to be a comedian.
KATE MCKINNON I was very serene, and I still am, until I start talking in another voice, then suddenly I have a lo...
KATE MCKINNON Defending birthright citizenship is about being on the right side of liberty. The 14th Amendment is ...
MARK MCKINNON I don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the pres...
MARK MCKINNON Having been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we shoul...
MARK MCKINNON Remember your past mistakes just long enough to profit by them.
DAN MCKINNON Technology has had more of an impact on the presidency and how the presidency communicates than anyt...
MARK MCKINNON My brother is one of my true heroes. Steady and sober where I am impulsive and emotional.
MARK MCKINNON Technology and social media have brought power back to the people.
MARK MCKINNON Weary of wily politicians who say one thing and do another, voters and advocacy groups insist presid...
MARK MCKINNON Advocacy groups and voters are not wrong to push candidates to declare their position clearly on pol...
MARK MCKINNON Presidents should do whatever possible and practical to encourage an environment of cooperation and ...
MARK MCKINNON Presidential primary debates are an important part of our political process. But the media has wrest...
MARK MCKINNON I've slipped on occasion into the realm of irresponsible invective, but I try to avoid it and ge...
MARK MCKINNON In politics, not all lies are all lies. And not all truths are complete.
MARK MCKINNON If we cannot come together to pause, to respect our dead and the heroic lives of meaning they led, t...
MARK MCKINNON The Newtown massacre created a tipping point on the gun debate in America.
MARK MCKINNON Debt is a drag, a reality you may experience with every credit-card bill you open. But for a corpora...
MARK MCKINNON Democrats love to criticize Republicans on guns, but they are generally mute when it comes to taking...
MARK MCKINNON George W. Bush is not preoccupied with his legacy - nor with his popularity. He never has been. He h...
MARK MCKINNON It's rare when a president wins the campaign without winning independents.
MARK MCKINNON America glories in its tradition of the self-made individual. Political candidates compete to be a f...
MARK MCKINNON As in nature, politics abhors a vacuum. Without a strong voice for more moderate leadership, the Tea...
MARK MCKINNON There are three opportunities that you have during a general election campaign where you can substan...
MARK MCKINNON Marketers know - no matter how deep the emotional connection or brand loyalty - when a product does ...
MARK MCKINNON It's just madness. First email. Then instant message. Then MySpace. Then Facebook. Then LinkedIn...
MARK MCKINNON As a husband and as a father of girls, I cannot imagine any woman in my family making the sacrifice ...
MARK MCKINNON It's much more powerful and compelling to create a positive vision than it is to tear somebody d...
MARK MCKINNON Middle America believes in fair play, an equal opportunity to succeed or to fail.
MARK MCKINNON Wind and solar power are land-intensive, a green sin, but not energy-dense, and affordable only when...
MARK MCKINNON Hypocrisy is the scarlet letter in politics.
MARK MCKINNON America's commitment to religious freedom and tolerance should not be conditional.
MARK MCKINNON For most of my life, I've considered myself a political centrist.
MARK MCKINNON As history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another - until you've g...
MARK MCKINNON Republicans working in leadership and the trenches are largely old, white, male, out-of-touch, out o...
MARK MCKINNON Every day I am being told to sign up for Tumblr, Yammer, Friendfeed, Plaxo, Last.fm, ping.fm or the ...
MARK MCKINNON To pull off successful attacks in debates, you have to execute with nuance and subtlety. It has to b...
MARK MCKINNON Outside events can change a presidential campaign, a president, and the history of the nation: the I...
MARK MCKINNON To open up new markets and create American jobs, we need to make global bilateral free trade agreeme...
MARK MCKINNON I love telling stories, whether I'm the human instrument that helps tell that story, or I'm ...
RAY MCKINNON Republicans constantly claim to be the party that defends the Constitution. We have no legitimate ri...
MARK MCKINNON There's only one way we're going to change our political climate and ensure we establish som...
MARK MCKINNON I think the press are good people; I think they're educated people.
MARK MCKINNON Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose.
DAN MCKINNON I think I'm a better collaborator, in seeing the bigger picture and trying to just help that, an...
RAY MCKINNON The No Child Left Behind Act will be one of President Bush's enduring legacies. And it was engin...
MARK MCKINNON Elections are about the future. And the GOP will not win a campaign focused on the past.
MARK MCKINNON Conservative women in politics run a punishing gauntlet. They endure psychological evaluations and n...
MARK MCKINNON When elected officials and others contribute to a climate and culture that fosters hyper-partisanshi...
MARK MCKINNON I feel like a woolly mammoth.
MARK MCKINNON I prefer for government to err toward less regulation, lower taxation, and free markets. And I'm...
MARK MCKINNON Sarah Palin is brilliant. She is a media magnet and a media magnate. She creates headlines and draws...
MARK MCKINNON Now personally, I think the president should golf every day and never have a press conference. I wan...
MARK MCKINNON Drone attacks subvert the rule of law - we become judge, jury, and executioner - at the push of a bu...
MARK MCKINNON If you're a Democrat and 'The New York Times' is calling for your head, you know it'...
MARK MCKINNON The Hippocratic Oath says do no harm. It's the Hypocritical Oath that says do no harm to one'...
MARK MCKINNON Then shadows and shapes, shrouded figures, appeared to join him, apparitions, ancient, mythical face...
PETER MCKINNON It was a classy game. Both teams played cleanly.
BARRY MCKINNON I think that the press has a duty and an obligation to report on local government, state government,...
MARK MCKINNON Ronald Reagan was long thought to be the most conservative of Republicans. And by any standard today...
MARK MCKINNON He was a three-year starter here and probably the best offensive lineman we've had in the history of...
BARRY MCKINNON If he plays, they have a pretty good chance of winning. You can't just rely on the pass the whole ti...
BARRY MCKINNON We can't really change what we've been doing for years. That would be foolhardy. But their defense i...
BARRY MCKINNON We had a sophomore quarterback out there. Those kinds of things can happen with an inexperienced guy...
BARRY MCKINNON It was a good team effort. Everyone got a chance to play.
BARRY MCKINNON I don't claim any moral or ethical high ground, but I also have chosen not to run for public off...
MARK MCKINNON I'll tell you, Liz Cheney is going to be a very good candidate. I worked with her during the Bus...
MARK MCKINNON It was his first big concert. We had a couple of guys at the door with paper sacks collecting the mo...
DAN MCKINNON Mitt Romney is a nice guy. But, we know where nice guys finish in politics.
MARK MCKINNON Mr Smith brings all the skills and talents required for this important and sensitive work.
DON MCKINNON We've had a few problems with fires in the county recently, but we were hoping that the rain would g...
DON MCKINNON The fire burned out of control for a while, but it's under control now.
DON MCKINNON The smoke (was) so (thick) ... you (couldn't) see in front of you.
DON MCKINNON I'm for it in principle. I personally think it would be good for the town financially.
DON MCKINNON One of the building blocks of democracy is that you have to separate the governing party from the po...
DON MCKINNON Historically they go on the use of the property. If there are cows on it when it's sold, they allow ...
HOPE MCKINNON I think the plea is falling on deaf ears.
DON MCKINNON This is a miracle, to make this movie, ... I don't want to say there was synchronicity, 'cause then ...
RAY MCKINNON As the world becomes smaller, room must be made, and those who decide to make it...then become God.
MCKINNON MITCHELL The Republican Party needs to, first of all, quit electing people in primaries that have prehistoric...
MARK MCKINNON The initial attraction of a political convention was that often the outcome was not preordained. The...
MARK MCKINNON Every president becomes a caricature. The press, partisans, late-night shows, and other arbiters of ...
MARK MCKINNON Limited government, low taxes, controlled spending and debt, and a restrained regulatory environment...
MARK MCKINNON gay as a 1940s musical.
RAY MCKINNON Truth may be stranger than fiction on a plot and narrative basis, but fiction can investigate tone i...
RAY MCKINNON 'Rectify' is un-busy. It might soothe you, if not distract you, from all you got going on.
RAY MCKINNON Rand Paul comes off like an academic stiff who wants to give us a lecture on American civics.
MARK MCKINNON Public employees contribute real value for the benefit of all citizens. Public-union bosses collect ...
MARK MCKINNON Voters are looking for credibility and are wary of polish. At the end of the day, it doesn't rea...
MARK MCKINNON I think the press has an interest in communicating to its viewers or readers, and their viewers or r...
MARK MCKINNON I took a lot of heat from Republicans when I stepped out of John McCain's campaign after the 200...
MARK MCKINNON Social Security and Medicare are necessary safety nets, but they are nearing insolvency as fewer pay...
MARK MCKINNON Mention the name George W. Bush in mixed company, and you're likely to spark a lot of debate and...
MARK MCKINNON Clinton helped create a values election.
MARK MCKINNON I've never seen the president burdened by the presidency. He's built to deal with really big events....
MARK MCKINNON I think Karl is right back in the middle of the picture, and will be for the foreseeable future.
MARK MCKINNON [Bush may cling to his belief that the market's woes won't affect the basic soundness of the economy...
MARK MCKINNON It's one thing to talk about your plan to rebuild the military, but by using the innocence of a chil...
MARK MCKINNON People are really hungry for change, and we need to give them something to hang that change on. The ...
MARK MCKINNON I get zero sense of that. This is an administration and a president that are like the Marines -- the...
MARK MCKINNON to show leadership and coordination and response and compassion of a nature that could affect the po...
MARK MCKINNON We don't want these people passing out due to heat exhaustion.
LARRY MCKINNON This is not the typical rally. It's more like a parade than a protest.
LARRY MCKINNON He says that he didn't see anything wrong with the dogs. He thought they were okay. He said they wer...
LARRY MCKINNON He was found with a crack pipe in the back seat of his car which was still warm.
LARRY MCKINNON It's very chaotic. We're still trying to get to the bottom of it.
LARRY MCKINNON The ladies of the Saturn Guild are so excited to sponsor Fabulous Friday and the naming contest. We ...
KARL MCKINNON It is insightful to hear the thoughts and see the drug problem through our future leaders eyes. We c...
KARL MCKINNON I decided I couldn't live without a dog. I told a friend in Bonner's Ferry (Idaho) that I wanted a d...
JENNIFER MCKINNON Now she carries parts. The customers love her. She had it down pat in one week. When she hears the p...
JENNIFER MCKINNON She'd been beaten, tortured. I knew I had to give her a chance.
JENNIFER MCKINNON All the collaborators of storytelling, in film and television, have to be partly self-centered becau...
RAY MCKINNON Confusion is a continuous fight with self-knowledge, prejudice and insecurity.
KATE I have an insane calling to be where i'm not, and a screaming urge to get out of here. There's no ro...
KATE That feeling of shame and guilt you feel, when you disappoint someone, equals the feeling of never b...
KATE If you are wondering why some people don't want to talk to you anymore, it could be that they actual...
KATE Amazing how you can fake you're way through the day, by looking at the clock, and work untill it's t...
KATE The people who never wanted to meet you, will never know what you would have sounded like together!
KATE More then a thousand words written, but no notes to make a song. It shouldn't be this hard, and it s...
KATE Let's just lay in the grass, and look at the stars, and fall asleep in the middle of counting.
KATE Better focus on what seems to be more important, then what make's me feel more alive... But the thou...
KATE Why do people get back in the box ?, when deep down inside there isn't room enough. And even though ...
KATE Reading between the lines is supposed to lift you up, except when the message reminds you of the mis...
KATE Tic tac, tic tac. Three o clock, it's time to stop, Thinking about what is not. Tic tac, tic tac May...
KATE Being confused about you're own insecurity's, when other people turn out to be not what they seem, a...
KATE Those little boxes people put you in, while they should try the other sizes...
KATE Sometimes I forget how it feels to meet new people who are passionate about the same things. But whe...
KATE Glistening grains of sand, so soft and warm being sleepless in the desert has it's charm. A billion ...
KATE Is it okay to lose you'reself once in a while..... Maybe I am lost longer then I think....
KATE They won't chase me wen I walk away. Not worth chasing I gues,... so I'll just keep on walking alone...
KATE No one can make you feel inferior without your consent....... Now I know what I did wrong all the ti...
KATE Don't approach someone with false intensions, especcialy when they are not good enough. Because ther...
KATE My sore throath can't find my voice anywere, and my thought's can't find my sleep.
KATE Time is precious....I would love to spend a day how I really want to spend it...or maybe a few..
KATE Back to the corner where you came from, and dim that little light, before it finally discover's how ...
KATE I tried to stop the morning coming in so fast Why is it impossible to make those silent moments last...
KATE I need a whiskey (or 2) , a party, and some fun, but it looks like I have to settle for less again.
KATE You can listen to a song a thousand times, and then, suddenly, the lyrics kick in,.... like someone ...
KATE If water would be running up, would it wash away the spots, underneath the places, where we usually ...
KATE No one knows that a simple and calculated decision for the one with potential, is the final end of t...
KATE Be fearless. Be glib. Be enigmatic. Read. Never give up.
LAUREN KATE With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you...
KATE MIDDLETON Storytelling is as old as speech. It existed before humans first began to carve shapes in stones and...
KATE FORSYTH I'd go on the train to castings, changing from my school uniform on the train. I carried on like...
KATE MOSS Addiction is a hugely complex and destructive disease, and its impact can be simply devastating. All...
KATE MIDDLETON I feel very, very lucky that George has got a little sister.
KATE MIDDLETON I like that there's no love as fierce as the love you feel for your family; that there's no ...
KATE KLISE Ethics are not necessarily to do with being law-abiding. I am very interested in the moral path, doi...
KATE ATKINSON So the storm passed and every one was happy.
KATE CHOPIN Each language has its own take on the world. That's why a translation can never be absolutely ex...
KATE GRENVILLE I need to be looked after. I'm not talking about diamond rings and nice restaurants and fancy st...
KATE WINSLET Acting, and the privilege of being able to do it for a living, is so important to me. I don't tu...
KATE WINSLET Ah... romance to me is spontaneity. It's not diamond earrings; it's a bunch of daffodils tha...
KATE WINSLET I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.
KATE WINSLET I really believe in, 'Move on, live and let live, forgive and forget.'
KATE WINSLET Life is short, and it is here to be lived.
KATE WINSLET I danced a lot when I was younger, and I've always had decent, shapely legs and thought it's...
KATE WINSLET Every woman has a mother, and every woman will have an issue with that mother and things that mother...
KATE WINSLET I love the routine. I love getting up in the morning and getting breakfast and packing lunches and d...
KATE WINSLET I wouldn't dream of working on something that didn't make my gut rumble and my heart want to...
KATE WINSLET Mothers who work full time - they're the real heroes.
KATE WINSLET Loving someone is setting them free, letting them go.
KATE WINSLET Experiencing those moments of being alone... is a very, very weird flooring and exposing position to...
KATE WINSLET You have to forgive me because I have a habit of not winning things.
KATE WINSLET What I am very, very moved and struck by is that so many people in the world are often living a life...
KATE WINSLET I do have impossibly high standards.
KATE WINSLET Thank God I'm in touch with my emotions enough to be able to pick up my children, kiss them all ...
KATE WINSLET Glamour to me is about remaining graceful and understated.
KATE WINSLET It's very easy to be judgmental until you know someone's truth.
KATE WINSLET The good and bad things are what form us as people... change makes us grow.
KATE WINSLET British passion for Chinese tea was unstoppable, but the Chinese had no desire for our offerings, ho...
KATE WILLIAMS People are not happy with women in actual power, yet we seem to be happy to take women on as figureh...
KATE WILLIAMS When I was a child, one of my first games was a time machine which I made for my brother - a big box...
KATE WILLIAMS I think increasingly we want to read the history that wasn't written by the victors.
KATE WILLIAMS One woman came up to me at a lecture and observed that I was much fatter than on television; I think...
KATE WILLIAMS I've always considered myself to look like a rather plain-and-exhausted bluestocking, so it'...
KATE WILLIAMS Eighteenth-century matrons would have never have dreamed of appointing a redhaired wet nurse for the...
KATE WILLIAMS