To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

I vote and I do jury duty.

You wear that hat proud.

Never saw a point in showing up for jury duty. I already know I’m going to vote guilty.” Ari’s mouth made a tiny O, and she put her hand to her heart. “What about justice?”
“It is justice. Whoever they are, they’re guilty of making me show up for jury duty.

It's a dream of any bowler to get a hat trick in the first over of a test match and I am delighted. I have put the celebrations on hold because there are still four more days left in the test match.

The magnificent roaring of the young lions of the Daily Telegraph.