Will Advise quote: "To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night..."

Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyon...
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Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red...
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I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means o...
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Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half o...
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One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
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My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizar...
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I'm an oracle of the past. I can accurately predict up to 1 minute in the future, by thoroughly inve...
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Rain is the purest of natural happenings.
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Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in o...
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And now, for something completely the same:

Wasted time and wasted breath,
's what I...
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If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy an...
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I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush...
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With all the global warming going around nowadays, it would only take the stubbornness of a mule and...
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When one is in love one thinks only of one.
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I'll make a book on learning how to be a complete moron someday, and I'm sure no one will buy it, be...
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The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet ...
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There's nothing as useful as the truth, in terms of ruining anyone's day, week, month, year, decade,...
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The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And...
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Nothing brings home closer than going home...
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If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at t...
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I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she think...
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Wasting time on timing stuff is a good way to save time from being wasted on other pointless activit...
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Imagination is the ability to produce new ideas without the need of time to stop and actually think ...
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Wonders amaze me. They can aim wanderlessly in any forest, be it of dark trees or lighted bushes. An...
WILL ADVISE

Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - t...
WILL ADVISE

If automating everything makes people lazier and lazier, and laziness leads to stupidity, which it d...
WILL ADVISE

The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns out to be just li...
WILL ADVISE

A poem to Raymond, whom everybody loves, originally composed on a waterproof smartphone in a sea of ...
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Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I...
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The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have ...
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Flowers are evil, because they live just to die for the love of other people. You don’t believe me...
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#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances ...
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People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decid...
WILL ADVISE

Everything is like a wall.
Said a scholar to the troll.
Bang your head to go on through....
WILL ADVISE

A book about books is like a poem about poetry:

Books are knowledge, paid for, all.
...
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If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they h...
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On building homes for fallen angels:

When I was small - I sought a home,
a place to ...
WILL ADVISE

I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see,...
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Sometimes I drink coffee at 03:57am, only I call it beer, and it's really purple wine, disguised as ...
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A love poem about the most invisible woman:

The perfect mind, the perfect cover.
I k...
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The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even b...
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An imaginary friend once asked me why Americans can't stand Russia. The answer was cold, deadly, sil...
WILL ADVISE

Meow.
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Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I pe...
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Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have...
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Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are ...
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I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too bi...
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And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unle...
WILL ADVISE

I'm selling Jarod's life today. I mean virginity. He has no life. Email admin@allthegoodonesarealrea...
WILL ADVISE

When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a tra...
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When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Si...
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If I were offering hip replacement services I'd use Jarod Kintz as my spokesman. No one can possibly...
WILL ADVISE

If it's public, it's not bonding.
WILL ADVISE

I fake fake to have a fake life. Does that make me a real horse? Buy now for $777, wooden saddle sol...
WILL ADVISE

To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge.
WILL ADVISE

To love one must focus one's heart on another.
WILL ADVISE

Love is always more than friendship.
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All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness...
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Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end.
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I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there...
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A heart is all that didn't get removed.
WILL ADVISE

Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains.
WILL ADVISE

Always carry what is beautiful in your heart.
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To fix hearts one must know one's own.
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Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. ...
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The best about cats is they love cannot feign...
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IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course yo...
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Whenever a river reaches the ocean, it waits to go back..
WILL ADVISE

I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be mo...
WILL ADVISE

Youir're doing this wrong.
WILL ADVISE

I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as poss...
WILL ADVISE

I wonder how Japan's futuristic robot doctors will treat the worst and most widespread disease human...
WILL ADVISE

Starlight is best felt at noon...
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In days long past, Jarod said he’d write a sentence about my love, translated in Russian, and that...
WILL ADVISE

Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flus...
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Home means always here...
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A kid is what you feed it,
plus from that what can be gathered.
WILL ADVISE

To storm, a mind, it must be balanced,
by what can't be it must be challenged...
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Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come t...
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Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated...
WILL ADVISE

The realest of cats love with all of their being...
WILL ADVISE

As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship n...
WILL ADVISE

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f...
WILL FERRELL

I don't necessarily believe in organized religion.
WILL SMITH

I love being black in America, and especially being black in Hollywood.
WILL SMITH

When you create art, the world has to wait.
WILL SMITH

I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it.
WILL SMITH

In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.
WILL SMITH

You can cry, ain't no shame in it.
WILL SMITH

I've never really viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself as slightly abo...
WILL SMITH

I've trained myself to illuminate the things in my personality that are likable and to hide and ...
WILL SMITH

I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to be like ...
WILL SMITH

We all want to be in love and find that person who is going to love us no matter how our feet smell,...
WILL SMITH

Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that.
WILL SMITH

I want the world to be better because I was here.
WILL SMITH

So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.
WILL SMITH

Life is lived on the edge.
WILL SMITH

If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who d...
WILL SMITH

The first step is you have to say that you can.
WILL SMITH

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS

There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doin...
WILL SMITH

When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
WILL DURANT

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS

I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD.
WILL PACKER

I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as try...
WILL SMITH

Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
WILL DURANT

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
WILL DURANT

And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping...
WILL SMITH

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS

I am a regular, if not exactly enthusiastic, patron of my local bookshop. I try to buy at least some...
WILL SELF

I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane o...
WILL SMITH

I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role th...
WILL SMITH

It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what else I coul...
WILL SMITH

I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ...
WILL POULTER

It is fair to say that insofar as sport is taken seriously by those who play it, then to that extent...
WILL SELF

One of the most heartening phenomena in today's Britain is the great diversity of the modern ner...
WILL SELF

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wan...
WILL FERRELL

I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t...
WILL MCDONOUGH

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS

One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And...
WILL FERRELL

I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th...
WILL POULTER

Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th...
WILL POULTER

My youngest brother and I went on a ten-day canoe trip in Bowron Provincial Park in British Columbia...
WILL HOBBS

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS

I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS

When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS

Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS

Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
WILL ROGERS

There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS

We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS

Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS

I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS

And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS

I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS

I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS

All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ...
GEORGE WILL

A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi...
GEORGE WILL

Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t...
GEORGE WILL

Joy comes from using your potential.
WILL SCHULTZ

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS

To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.
WILL CARLETON

But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON

The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with care, His mind at the bottom of busi...
WILL CARLETON

Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the ga...
WILL MCDONOUGH

I think with movies I am really connecting to the Joseph Campbell idea of the collective unconscious...
WILL SMITH

Never trust a duck.
WILL HERONDALE

By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante...
WILL FERRELL

Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS

As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid.
WILL SELF

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
GEORGE WILL

Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ...
WILL FERRELL

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS

I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
WILL HOBBS

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS

It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS

The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q...
WILL DURANT

Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS

Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS

I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth somet...
WILL CHAMPION

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS

I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat.
WILL POULTER

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS

Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS

The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS

No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS

The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS

The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS

If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS

Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an...
GEORGE WILL

I used to do prank calls as these people and try to convince certain hoteliers that I was someone el...
WILL TUDOR

All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS

The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron...
GEORGE WILL

America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS

We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL

It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS

There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

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