To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Sincerity & integrity are earned by your own effort by being honest to your cause.

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.