To see all pessimists as pessimists is to be a pessimist.

Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.

Life is how you look at it.

The continuation of man’s life is more attributable to his fear of death than it is to his desire to live. As a matter of fact, in countless cases, it is attributable to only the former.

Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.

The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.