To serve 300, we'll need 175 chickens, 120 racks of ribs, and 140 pounds of pork. We'll have a full entourage of people to help serve.

I'm going to have 10 pork roasts rotating on a rotisserie grill, and we're going to serve it with dressing and baked beans. We also have five football pools and $1 beer.

One jumbo can of Rock Star per day per year is enough to produce 20 pounds of weight gain in the average adolescent. Another concern is that the effects of many of the common energy drink ingredients, such as the amino acid taurine, haven't been thoroughly tested on young people.

They don't put luggage racks on hearse

incredibly full of unnecessary, unwanted, unauthorized, unmitigated pork.

Yep, it sticks to your ribs, doesn’t it?” “It’s stuck to the cup, Tyler.