To torture a man you have to know his pleasures.

Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic.

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.

Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.

People find life entirely too time-consuming.