To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands