Today I would rather fall in love with a washing machine than a woman.

I got together Grandma's recipes and a very nice Trinidadian woman to cook the food, and we opened up.

Hillary said today that she knew nothing about her brother's involvement (in Clinton's pardons). I believe her. This woman didn't even know who her husband was having sex with. How is she going to know what her brother is doing? Six months ago, she just suddenly found out she lived in New York!

A woman today is good, or she is bad, according to the way she does a thing - and not because of the thing itself.

[QUESTION: Can you bust an online columnist for saying this:] PIECE ... Sunshine go away today...

Inventions today are on such a small scale that you can't tell what they do by looking at them because a lot of innovations today are all in computer code. This is a time where you can tell what the purpose of the thing was just by looking at it. The disparity between then and now was interesting to us.