Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

Douglas Coupland

Douglas Coupland

Actually Being Dogs Even Hot Hot Dogs Like Meat Possible Product Real Than Thrill Wanting Without Worst

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