Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

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Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

— Conan O'Brien

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Tom Cruise is dope.

— Cameron Dallas

I am not gay; I don't have a relationship with Ricky Martin.

My mom wouldn't know Tom Cruise if he punched her in the face.

— Gillian Jacobs

Tom Cruise, he's a lot more famous than me.

— David Beckham