Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.