Trashy people puke,” Tilly said. “Ladies are unwell.

Usually after a good puke you feel better right away. We hugged each other and then said good-bye and went off to opposite ends of the hall to lie down in our own rooms. There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

Your friend the Turtle... He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don't you think? But also quite bizarre.

She's been through so much over the last 14 years. She's been very unwell, that's all. I don't want to go into the case. If you want to talk about real estate, that's fine.

I hate almost throwing up. Only pussies throw up.

because all I want to do is puke.