Trump says what he thinks at that moment. He's a totem pole of transparency.

Trump has manufactured the first-ever Celebrity Immunity Bubble - rendering him incapable of offense, no matter whom he offends. It's brilliant.

If Obama was a sonnet, Trump is a limerick. And really, which ones do you enjoy more?

Creating a fan base of both fervent feelers and fanboys, Trump magnificently played off many fawning commentator's insecurities - using the deep desire to be liked or noticed by Trump as a method to keep their criticism of him tamped down.

Look at it this way - a totem pole is just a decorated tree. My work is a confessional.

With studio work, I'm always the bottom man on the totem pole.