Trump's hobbled vocabulary is now the incontestable stuff of comedy: not just how few his words but how narrow their range, from boastful to irked and back again. For satirists and impressionists, a president who addresses the American people in abbreviated tweetspeak is a gift.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Nobody could like Donald Trump, surely, except his mother. No one really likes The Donald. But how c... FELIX DENNIS Who among us is so certain of our identity? Who hasn't been asked, 'What's your backgrou... DAVID SAX How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g... C. JOYBELL C. Everybody's had their differences with President Trump. He's a polarizing president, but I t... RALPH NORMAN It's not about the stuff. The issue is how we use that stuff and how do we train people to use t... JAMES COMEY I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life... CHARLES BUKOWSKI His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. There's nothing that can shock me anymore, but at this point, Trump's made it very clear how... JOHN LEGEND I want to do stage again, because there just aren't words for how great it is. People say that a... ANNA KENDRICK What the American people want to see in their president is somebody who not necessarily can win ever... BERNIE SANDERS The one thing that is sort of sneered at and not really believed is bisexuality. Any bisexual man is... EDMUND WHITE I want to play a range, from victims to strong people, just as long as it's a well-rounded chara... BEL POWLEY Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do SOTONYE ANGA Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE Enter through the narrow gate. The gate that leads to damnation is wide, the road is clear, and many... BIBLE I greatly appreciate being asked to be part of President-elect Trump's team and I will continue ... BETSY DEVOS As a candidate, Trump could make outlandish statements with little regard for their Constitutional i... REID HOFFMAN (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one. NOW IS GOOD My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a jok... CAROL BURNETT The point is - that Donald Trump has been making on the campaign trail is that he's financing hi... PAUL MANAFORT President Trump is doing a great job of demonstrating how mean the rich can be to the poor, sick and... STEVEN MAGEE Reading, like writing, is a creative act. If readers only bring a narrow range of themselves to the ... BEN OKRI The beating heart of your story... that's not what shows up in a trailer. The other stuff is wha... DOUG LIMAN Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY People talk, 'Oh your father's a misogynist, look what he said about women,' like, on ... DONALD TRUMP, JR. I've never met a designer who thought more like an animator than Carlos. He's always thinking not ju... JEFFREY KATZENBERG A fighter lives in his training camp, and I'm not always paying attention to what is happening o... CANELO ALVAREZ Radio is a really strange business now, too. There's a very narrow door and a very few people co... TAYLOR HANSON A movie like 'Selma' should be a relic in a time capsule from 1965, a clue to how well we he... RICHARD CORLISS I join a lot of others who say, as someone who is a first time candidate, you have to realize that w... BILL HASLAM Voting is how we participate in a civic society - be it for president, be it for a municipal electio... LORETTA LYNCH She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Watching people just look out for themselves, I think, is extremely interesting. It goes right back ... PETER MULLAN Comedy is an escape, not from truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith. CHRISTOPHER FRY I'm not a Trump fan, to put it mildly, but I think there's a power to simplicity. When Trump... DAN PINK Speaking theoretically, in a completely made-up world where 'Will & Grace' is coming bac... MEGAN MULLALLY You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for com... CILLIAN MURPHY The fact of the matter, it's that Trump is getting money from blue-collar workers who send him c... BOB BECKEL When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec... GEORGE P. ELLIOTT The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a... JEANETTE CORON The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and driv... ARTIE LANGE A great future starts with what you can see SOTONYE ANGA It's not important to how the band functions or to what we do. That's just many people's... BRODY ARMSTRONG Donald Trump can take his message directly to the people via rallies and addresses carried over soci... MILO YIANNOPOULOS It's not about how much movement you do, how much interaction there is, it just reeks of credibi... FRED DURST President Obama's view of a free economy is to send your money to his friends. My vision for a f... MITT ROMNEY I feel so honored to be able to say "What I do is for my son" without that being an excuse to do stu... C. JOYBELL C. It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satiris... TREY PARKER But HBO is less interested in how many people are watching than in how much the people who are watch... AARON SORKIN At the end of the day, you realize that this is important stuff, but it isn't as important as ho... ALBERTO GONZALES President Trump's seeming renunciation of an anti-interventionist foreign policy is the great su... PAT BUCHANAN Dan Curry is the funniest guy in the world. I can sit in a room with him for hours, and he's jus... ERIC ANDRE There is a widespread difficulty in the Muslim world, which has to do with how the people are taught... SALMAN RUSHDIE Reading, like writing, is a creative act. If readers only bring a narrow range of themselves to the ... BEN OKRI We come from fallible parents who were kids once, who decided to have kids and who had to learn how ... CHRIS PINE I like comedy a lot, and dramatics show how I can really act. Because a lot of people can do comedy ... CAYDEN BOYD The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people. CRAIG GROESCHEL Television isn't inherently good or bad. You go to a bookstore, there are how many thousands of ... BILL NYE What offends me the most when I hear criticisms about this so-called Africa bias is how quick we are... FATOU BENSOUDA Making America great again, as if to keep the world out. The world and all its fresh ideas and every... HOWARD JACOBSON I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare ... BO BURNHAM The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE In America right now, we use words like 'smart' to talk about bombs. American rhetoric is gr... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER I wish I was home", She said miserably. She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL NATALIE URQUIETA Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. TED TURNER In America... it's not divided, but with Trump now, it's like you are asking for trouble. We... MO FARAH Trump's characterization of undocumented immigrants is, of course, absurd. Not only do the facts... JORGE RAMOS The kind of cynical politics of divide and conquer, that's shameful stuff, and I don't know ... GAVIN NEWSOM Speech includes fluency, articulation, and voice. Language involves how people organize their though... DR. LEMMIETTA MCNEILLY There's some people who are not understanding what Limp Bizkit is about. But, then again, who am... FRED DURST There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. Y... DAVE CHAPPELLE I have found, in my life experience with President Trump, when he's out there himself and he'... ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI Interestingly enough, my more high-profile things are in uniform. But if you look at my full body of... MICHAEL CUDLITZ Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's ... JOHN PODHORETZ History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ... THEHEALTHFOODGURU There are types of people who want to have leverage over other people's lives. For no other reason t... C. JOYBELL C. It's important for Republicans to nominate someone who not only has a vision of how to create jo... SAM GRAVES I've just written this six-part sketch comedy series, which I've never done before. And I do... DAVID ALPAY All my life, people have made fun of the way I speak. I guess because a lot of my vocabulary is made... GABOUREY SIDIBE Does anybody remember, back in the depths of the recession of 1981-82, how President Reagan kept his... LAWRENCE KUDLOW We do not believe he outlined for the American people the benchmarks of success so that America know... BOB MENENDEZ This is the highest tribute we can pay him, our appreciation for his superlative writing, his incomp... JOHN AMOS Donald Trump, despite his campaign promises, this is not a guy who is going to be willing to send ex... EVAN MCMULLIN Trump can be damned to all hell with his enclosed little world in which no thought is possible. But ... HOWARD JACOBSON It's been interesting seeing how vulnerable Obama is: not the secure president I thought he was ... DAVID HAREWOOD [The American President] has to take all sorts of abuse from liars and demagogues.… The people can... HARRY TRUMAN God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't k... GARRISON KEILLOR Leadership is failing. And Donald Trump is going to take a holistic approach to how we focus on thes... PAUL MANAFORT There are contradictory tendencies in American society. There's a huge range of activities that ... NORMAN FINKELSTEIN What I'd like to see Donald Trump do is start talking about his vision for leading the country a... BILL FLORES Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how t... PATRICE O'NEAL There's a great documentary on Tupac called 'Resurrection' about the last few years of T... MARCO RUBIO
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