Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.