Try..try again...try again..then try once more...if u still don't succeed in what you try and do then you're a complete twat.

Given the time that I had to complete the task...I think I did a shit job of it

Burhan Qureshi's fat ass was noticed by Beyonce...and she could not resist but to ask him to join her in the dance off.

Bayern Munich were favorites after thrashing Sporting Lisbon 12-1. The Nou Camp is not the same as Lisbon. Teams get destroyed and never look back to the occasion that they were in the Champions League

Essien was man marking Steven Gerrard and didn't allow anyone to pass to him. He can be a good role model for the youngsters at Liverpool

Hamzah Ansar was given sometime away from his girlfriend, his eyes were put towards Waris and he never blinked for the next hour, this was tending towards a marriage.