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Turns out they were so excited the instrument worked that they forgot to let me know.


Mark Bautz

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MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
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MARK TWAIN Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN