Two facts of life: You take advantage of the system or it will take advantage of you. Two: Jesus is the perfect bait when fishing for suckers.

You fearful little creatures might be able to avoid the discomfort of being truthful, but you’ll not dodge the pains of lying.

I have no problem with killing humans for money and for fun, but I do so in my name, not God's. I do so for me, not so-called Christian countries like the U.S. and U.K. that's overflowing with stinking cowards who preach peace on earth while dining on the kill.

The Catholic Church, as all churches, is exactly like General Motors. Instead of making and selling cars, the Catholic Church, makes saints and sells forgiveness.

Give a Mexican a weed eater and he'll cut your lawn. Give a Negro a ball and he'll become a millionaire. Give a Christian a cargo plane and the bastard will load it down with weapons of mass destruction and go sell them to terrorists.

It’s a dangerous world and I have survived for 72 years by listening to what people are not saying.