Two things are bad for the heart—running up stairs and running down people.

Millions saw the apple fall, Newton was the only one who asked why?

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years.

The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.

To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.