Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

If two wrongs don't make a right, then what do three wrongs make? What about four?

Life is about conduct and how we conduct ourselves. But two wrongs never make a right.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.