Two years ago, he swam the 50-meter butterfly in 37 seconds. That's quick, but a high school athlete that is in the shape that he is in can do it faster. And they'd always make fun of him.

She was both beautiful and a member of one of the 'first families' of San Antonio — two qualities by which queens are still measured.

Almost all of the athletes in Special Olympics have intellectual disabilities of one degree or another. A lot of them also have physical disabilities.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.

I'm looking at taking second or third in the small school championships. We have a lot of great stand-out guys who, if they perform well, should get us there. Overall, I was satisfied with the meet. We worked hard all year and they performed well. We're just lacking a bit of depth.

Besides, I didn't have grandchildren in high school,